Influencer's fleeing Dubai right now.
28.02.2026 21:19 β π 1744 π 511 π¬ 22 π 7Influencer's fleeing Dubai right now.
28.02.2026 21:19 β π 1744 π 511 π¬ 22 π 7This is for all the people that say foxes are a threat to cats .
01.03.2026 21:01 β π 40 π 9 π¬ 1 π 0
I know. Some of us never left our teenage Romantic poet phase and we are THRIVING.
PS. I heard some people have dates by Marxβs grave. Not saying who.
Reposting this because itβs a brilliant #WDYDY episode and Marjolein is a goddess but also because I need everyone to know that two grown men who have been alive for a combined total of nearly a century did not know THE Mary Shelley fact. I wonβt say which one. I will say both of them.
01.03.2026 20:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Screenshot from Isabel Oakshit explaining that she is evacuating her apartment because of missile threats
I wonder if this experience will make this type of person think differently about refugees escaping emergency situations.
01.03.2026 17:36 β π 95 π 17 π¬ 16 π 5Can't stop laughing at a story my friend told me yesterday about going to meet a work contact at the gates of Trinity. He went up to another waiting man and said "Are you Michael?" "Yes" "Will we go for a coffee?" "Sure." Over a coffee he realises it's not the Michael he's meant to be meeting.
01.03.2026 11:15 β π 369 π 52 π¬ 10 π 8Matron.
01.03.2026 18:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0From now on, every time I see an American post on here about American things, I'm just going to reply assuming they're talking about Yorkshire, and respond accordingly.
01.03.2026 12:39 β π 244 π 19 π¬ 3 π 0First youβve got Suella Braverman saying sheβd deport her own parents. Now Farage wants to strip both his wives of the vote. Therapy is cheaper than whatever this is.
01.03.2026 13:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π¨ BREAKING: The Green Party of England and Wales has hit 200,000 members! ππ
01.03.2026 11:59 β π 128 π 28 π¬ 0 π 2My record remains unbroken. Itβs a running joke that I give off damsel in distress vibes so strong that another man at the station has offered to carry my bag. Reader, itβs a M&S meal deal.ββββββββββββββββ
01.03.2026 12:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Watching the latest Jurassic Park movie. It is genuinely terrible. Truly awful. Baaad. Jonathan Bailey as a weepy dinosaur nerd in slutty little glasses is the hottest thing Iβve ever seen. Cinema is alive.
28.02.2026 23:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
This is an illegal, unprovoked and brutal attack that shows once again that the USA and Israel are rogue states.
The UK must end our cosy relationship with the USA and our ongoing support for Israel.
At least Blair the War Criminal had a sexed-up dossier. Starmer just has dead eyes and a cheap suit.
28.02.2026 15:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I spent part of a tour of Crumlin Road Gaol last week discussing the London to Edinburgh train timetable with a stranger. We are the same.
28.02.2026 15:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It may be half 2 in the afternoon but Iβm catching up on life admin from my bed β comedy gigs, trains to comedy gigs, hotels near comedy gigs, this is all I am β like a consumptive Victorian wife. I am THRIVING.
28.02.2026 14:37 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This so much. Dismissing it as a protest vote is just sour grapes dressed up as analysis. People in Gorton and Denton voted FOR something, not just against. Big difference.
28.02.2026 12:04 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
Keir Starmer: the Greens are extremists
The Greens: we want people who work hard to have a nice life.
Dear @lucympowell.bsky.social,
I have enjoyed our exchange of letters about which of our parties is best placed to stop Reform. Hannah Spencer MP and I trust that you agree that this question has now been resolved once and for all.
Thanks,
Zack Polanski
Extremist (n.): Keir Starmerβs word for anyone who wants clean water, a protected NHS, taxed billionaires, and an end to genocide.
Consider yourself warned.
The press has got hold of it! Yes weβre making a #bbcghosts movie.
27.02.2026 10:20 β π 435 π 69 π¬ 37 π 5Predictably, the completely unfounded cheating slurs have already begun - and from both Reform AND Labour no less. A spectacularly clear example of judging others by your own standards.
27.02.2026 09:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Poor Labour. If only Reform hadn't split their vote.
27.02.2026 05:55 β π 601 π 95 π¬ 11 π 3Congratulations to Hannah Spencer, @zackpolanski.bsky.social and @greenparty.org.uk on Hannahβs victory in Gorton and Denton and ending liberal democracy as we know it (according to the Torygraph). Lower bills, protect the NHS, rebuild public services. A better life for ordinary people. π
27.02.2026 08:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βI donβt think the progressives beat us,β he added. βI think the progressives were told how to vote and I think what you saw was a coalition of Islamists and woke progressives that came together to dominate the constituency.β
Or, as some would call it Matt, democracy.
27.02.2026 06:21 β π 1415 π 178 π¬ 80 π 51Going to bed and pinning my entire faith in humanity on a Greens win. This is fine. Everything is fine.
26.02.2026 23:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sheffield cityscape against a white background. Black letters at the top say Sheffield Green Party, then big green letters say 70 Days Until Sheffield's Local Elections. Finally smaller green letters say Vote Green on May 7th.
Today is The Day in #GortonAndDenton. But don't forget our own local elections are coming up in May!
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Let's make a #GreenerFairerSheffieldπ
Gorton and Denton sound like a double act from the 2000s who went to Edinburgh a couple of times but never really took off. One of them went into corporate video production and the other retrained as a lawyer.
26.02.2026 13:57 β π 20 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm from Yorkshire and I donβt drink tea. I am essentially a riddle.
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