Becky Fox

You can’t kid a kidder mate 😂

Deidre Rashid in jail - a late nineties British cultural reference that my dear American friend is very unlikely to get but yet I persist…

Justice 4 the Taskmaster 2 ✊🏻

Via Simon Muestenmacher on Threads. https://www.threads.com/@simongerman600/post/DQ_ppFPDdLs?xmt=AQF02sHXUYr4CpofKGZsJfduVDswYeNBPeu5m8P-M39YkMapfYS1Ninq632hVraKl3NX2iFl&slof=1

These patriotic displays have gone a bit too far now, if you ask me.

That is purely a coincidence*

(*and only at weekends 😘)

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You live your best Smee fantasy Holly 🏴‍☠️

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I would rather they see my search history.

Maybe if there were safe bike lanes, more people would cycle. Just a thought.

My brilliant mate Kim has launched a Kickstarter for a Taskmaster colouring book. Your prize for backing it is the eternal respect & admiration of Greg Davies (legal note: not guaranteed). No money taken unless it funds & it makes an ideal Xmas present for the TM obsessive in your life! #taskmaster

Hahaha that’s brilliant. I love him and his slutty little god-complex.

“Get in, legends were going Green”

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Zack Polanski to the Tory press 💚

It’s a red flag when men say they don’t find women funny. By men I mean one man. By women I mean me. By “don’t find funny” I mean didn’t laugh at my joke within 0.5 seconds. I AM the red flag.

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Came into the office today for four meetings. Three have now been rescheduled. The third lasted a whole 22 minutes. I’m in the building. I’m fine. Everything’s fine. *eyelid flickers*

This is meant to be a cautionary tale but all I’m learning is that I have terrible taste in bearded men and will overlook a concerning number of red flags.

EXT. ARCTIC TUNDRA - TWO HOUR MARK

Beard makes a welcome return.

Hang on, have they made the creature NORTHERN?! This changes everything.

Victor’s a bastard. A sexy bastard. But a bastard nonetheless.

Ewwww. His housekeeping is questionable. Body parts all over the place. Typical man living alone.

I bet he doesn’t own a headboard.

We’ve all woken up hungover with a strange man looming over the bed and regrets.

Just me then?

An hour in and I’ve learned nothing about reanimation but I’m willing to be experimented on.

BATH BATH BATH BATH BATH

This confession scene between Frankenstein and Elizabeth is giving Fleabag and I am NOT hating it.

Everyone has a different accent in this film and I’m choosing to find it utterly charming.

Charles Dance should win Best Supporting Actor for his cape work alone.

Shirt already off. Guillermo del Toro understands his audience.

5 minutes in… Oscar Isaac’s beard should be credited separately as a cast member.

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Finally sitting down to watch Guillermo del Toro’s new Frankenstein adaptation. I’m here for the deep exploration of humanity’s hubris and also to be deeply inappropriate about Oscar Isaac’s beard…

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I’m going in.