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Evan

@evanthebabe.bsky.social

I am a bad dog. I bite.

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Latest posts by evanthebabe.bsky.social on Bluesky

and the true progressive take is drag them both into the street and shoot them

05.06.2025 23:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the problem with real money is that there is a physical form of it which you can access when you need to

16.05.2025 07:37 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I keep saying this

16.05.2025 07:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I kind of think blue-eyed people don't have souls

16.05.2025 07:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

wrong lol

05.05.2025 19:38 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

guy just complimented my parking. is this what they mean when they say parking validation

04.05.2025 00:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

that's what happens. you give em a ring and suddenly they never want to honk anymore

03.05.2025 14:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

getting hurt by a punch has nothing to do with strength

03.05.2025 14:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"where do you see yourself in five years?"

what do I look like a fuckin prophet?

03.05.2025 05:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think talking about an intimidation campaign is talking about an intimidation campaign. also ironic to say that I'm "cosplaying" from your anonymous account. I can't imagine online arguments ever go well for you. pitiable. for the sake of your own ego you should probs just shut up

02.05.2025 17:21 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

no, we think we're talking about an intimidation campaign against a Nazi who has outsized influence on our government. good god you're fucking dumb aren't you

02.05.2025 17:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

leftists and antifa are the only political forces that have ever defeated fascism. you think it's cringe to talk about it? everything starts with talk you fucking dipshit. what's cringe is your tacit complicity.

02.05.2025 17:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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maybe this'll do the trick

02.05.2025 04:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

can I tag in for the gorilla?

01.05.2025 15:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

me 1 minute ago

01.05.2025 02:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

man I gotta find me a good bench

30.04.2025 23:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it's such an obvious choice, but then so is every great move in hindsight. Andor just does things *right*

30.04.2025 23:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you mean to tell me this modern century is mid?

30.04.2025 21:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

there was a time in my life when my body was composed almost entirely of material recycled from pb&js and beer

30.04.2025 21:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't think I could ever pee alone. what you do is truly brave, tinkling without the warmth and glee and safety of companions

28.04.2025 12:08 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it's a canonically horny place

27.04.2025 13:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you're assuming who he voted based on his race (bc you're racist) and you're cheering for the deportation (bc you're a ghoul). there is no positive spin on this. you're a fucking Nazi, you are the enemy, you are the scum of the earth. get bent

26.04.2025 19:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"they?" your racism is showing. no one's actually buying your flimsy excuses. you're all fucking racist and you get a raging hard-on thinking about innocent people being deported. suck a fat one

26.04.2025 18:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

imagine cheering for the gestapo because you voted for the other party. fuck you, you fucking creep

26.04.2025 18:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

do you know how this couple voted or are you assuming based on their race? (don't bother answering, nothing you have to say is actually worth saying you fucking pig)

26.04.2025 18:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

stupid, evil, racist, and I'm just gonna guess here, completely unloved. might be time to change something about yourself there Ern.

26.04.2025 16:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Syril: 🫤 onions. it's fine I'll take them off.

Dedra: attention McDonald's employees. it has come to my attention that one of you has tried to poison an official of the bureau of standards. this operation is now under direct ISB supervision. each of you will report in turn for interrogation.

26.04.2025 16:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

balls stuck to your leg, King?

25.04.2025 20:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ergo,

25.04.2025 20:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

that's wonderful news

23.04.2025 01:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0