Sarah

I recently found my twin goblin… a co-worker who has BOTH OF THESE things in common. 😱 (tiny scream)

1. When running late for work, I’ve been known to carry an egg for later in my pocket. Yes, they occasionally get smashed.

2. I like hot cheese. Sometimes I leave some on the car dash while hiking.

Cooper's hawks primarily feed on small and medium-sized birds. They may also eat small rodents, reptiles, amphibians, invertebrates, and insects. This one nabbed a blue jay. Once caught, prey is typically squeezed by the hawk's razor-sharp talons.

Not sure whether it’s Russians or aliens trying to communicate through my shitty old work printer. They have a lot to say at any rate.

Ice Storm! 🥶

My neighbor is an older Indian woman, whom I drink tea with every weekend. 🫖 ✨

Sometimes we give each other our leftovers, and yesterday I brought her palak paneer I made with the warning that it likely would not impress her. Her response was, “…so you brought me a jar of disappointment.” 😂 ☠️

Japanese reading practice: kids book edition! (Page 7 - English)

Japanese reading practice: kids book edition! (Page 7 - Japanese)

YouTube video by TV Norge Ylvis - Mr. Toot [Official music video HD]

You can never kill the toot.

YouTube video by Elvis Amadeus Jackson Focus - Hocus Pocus Live '73

Couldn’t have said it better myself.

I was late to work because of the moon and sky. A sliver of reality as it should be.

The height of hubris. Direct eye contact with the sun on a nice day.

I never would have expected exploding rockets to become such a tasty little snack.

Hello, friend. 🦊 ✨

I think my traitorous liver might actually be rooting for the tariffs right now.

Japanese reading practice: kids book edition! (Page 6)

I’ve never been officially diagnosed for ADHD but…

These are my notes from a very interesting meeting I attended today. I suppose I’ll file them away in a dirty old hat now.

I motion to rename grouse “derp-birbs.” I watched this one just fall off the branch and face plant.

This morning I passed two standing in the road, staring at the snowbank, totally mystified as to how to get off the road. Your feet are biological snowshoes, bud.

I’m glad that part of this nightmare timeline does include the toe sucking video. What a treat. And also I need to squish my eyeballs like grapes now.

Also an option.

Japanese reading practice: kids book edition! (Page 5)

NPS friends!

Japanese reading practice: kids book edition! (Page 4)

I regularly boil water to add to my bath to ensure it’s scalding enough for my liking. I’m secretly hoping this subconcious compulsion indicates I’m a giant alien insect attempting to emerge from this human shell. I will wreak havoc on the empire.

Japanese reading practice: kids book edition! (Page 3)

Japanese reading practice: kids book edition! (Page 2)

Fighting super mutants for wasteland scraps would be way more interesting than fighting technocrat bros for my social security. Le sigh.

I live somewhere that has had about 200 inches of snow this winter. My only hobby is shoveling. Actually, it’s my whole personality… my essence. I am shovel.