Sarah

Today I cracked my bumper by bonking a snowbank while making “woah woah woah” Mario noises. Maybe I’ll tie a balloon to my car tomorrow.

Tell your senators to rein in ICE NOW On Wednesday, January 7, Renee Good was killed by Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Then, on January 24, Border Patrol killed Alex Pretti. These deaths were a direct...

Just securing my place on an AI generated list for the regime. Gonna go have some coffee and a hot dog in the shower now.

Merry happy peace and renewal.

PSA: don’t drink and cut your toenails

Snowblower next to 4 foot snow embankment

Legs thigh deep in snow on a driveway

My frozen “what the fuck” face

lol okkkkiiieeeeeeeeaaayyyy

Haha yes… I can’t tell if I think it’s cute or if it makes me side-eye grumpy. I think it’s probably both.

YouTube video by DesreeVEVO Des'ree - You Gotta Be (Official Audio)

Still a banger.

Thanks! My niece reminded me of a hippo as a baby - big cheeks, two teeth, and more joy than her body could hold whenever she saw fruit. Fun project to work on. 😊

I made an anatomically frightening rabbit stuffy for my first niece when she was born. The second niece received her equally I-don’t-know-what-I’m-doing-on-a-sewing-machine stuffy for Christmas. A hiphopadompalous.

The fabric is from a car my brother and I absolutely destroyed at their age. 😊

Grouse feet

A Christmas present from my boss. People who give you feet are good people to know. ❤️

Presentation slide with 4 astronomers including Charles Messier, John Dreyer, Patrick Moore, and Johann Bayer. Fake quotes are underneath their pictures.

Working on a presentation for an astronomy program. The widely used Messier catalogue is literally a list of “not comets,” because that’s all Messier cared about.

Cover of The Vines’ Winning Days album

Could you maybe not shout “LIMU EMUUU!!!” at me during every yoga video I have the audacity to watch? God forbid the peasants forget their obligation to the economy for one moment.

I’m going back to analog as much as possible. Today I re-discovered this gem that I bought on a whim in high school.💕

Well what have we here…

I think a crow and a fox both had the same dinner plans. 😊 Either that or a skinny alien made a snow angel.

Where are Mulder and Scully when I need them.

I had a dream that I washed all my eggs and had to eat them before they went bad. What a relief to wake up to them still filthy, allowing me to eat the number I wanted to.

I’m simply not ready for my Cool Hand Luke eggathon.

I was rifling through some of my old paintings the other day and came across this little sassy sally.

This year has been so fucking hard. Honking till a song finds my hands sometimes helps me battle dread.

I recently found my twin goblin… a co-worker who has BOTH OF THESE things in common. 😱 (tiny scream)

1. When running late for work, I’ve been known to carry an egg for later in my pocket. Yes, they occasionally get smashed.

2. I like hot cheese. Sometimes I leave some on the car dash while hiking.

Cooper's hawks primarily feed on small and medium-sized birds. They may also eat small rodents, reptiles, amphibians, invertebrates, and insects. This one nabbed a blue jay. Once caught, prey is typically squeezed by the hawk's razor-sharp talons.

Not sure whether it’s Russians or aliens trying to communicate through my shitty old work printer. They have a lot to say at any rate.

Ice Storm! 🥶

My neighbor is an older Indian woman, whom I drink tea with every weekend. 🫖 ✨

Sometimes we give each other our leftovers, and yesterday I brought her palak paneer I made with the warning that it likely would not impress her. Her response was, “…so you brought me a jar of disappointment.” 😂 ☠️

Japanese reading practice: kids book edition! (Page 7 - English)

Japanese reading practice: kids book edition! (Page 7 - Japanese)

YouTube video by TV Norge Ylvis - Mr. Toot [Official music video HD]

You can never kill the toot.

YouTube video by Elvis Amadeus Jackson Focus - Hocus Pocus Live '73

Couldn’t have said it better myself.

I was late to work because of the moon and sky. A sliver of reality as it should be.

The height of hubris. Direct eye contact with the sun on a nice day.

I never would have expected exploding rockets to become such a tasty little snack.