furby hancock

boss: (health bar appearing) and that takes us to point four of the agenda—survive

we're getting closer

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Sharpening my scythe on a whetstone in the breakroom

The expression "There are no atheists in foxholes" refers to the religious epiphany often experienced after seeing how lovingly foxes care for their kits in their burrows.

making reaction content satisfies the two primary biological drives: to watch tv and to be on tv

me: (glasses off, seeing a Shell sign in the distance) the moon is beautiful tonight. don't you think?

siri: i can't show you results while driving

Heading: p-branes A point particle is a 0-brane, of dimension zero; a string, named after vibrating musical strings, is a 1-brane; a membrane, named after vibrating membranes such as drumheads, is a 2-brane. The corresponding object of arbitrary dimension p is called a p-brane, a term coined by M. J. Duff et al. in 1988. A p-brane sweeps out a (p+1)-dimensional volume in spacetime called its worldvolume. Physicists often study fields analogous to the electromagnetic field, which live on the worldvolume of a brane.

and you have to call them that because 'p-brain' already means something in string theory

guy who could easily beat them if he wanted to: if you can't beat em, join em

(narrowing my eyes at a friend) you're not a customer are you?

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getting my files converted at claires

hr: okay. tell me why our previous meetings weren't enough to sort out this problem

me: have you heard of "beginner's mind"

lol beautiful

intuitionistic politics

post from Daily Bird Facts: all female cardinals are lesbian. all male cardinals are bisexual.

reply from Patriot bird facts - COUNTERNARRATIVE: What your doing is inexcusable

love is radiating powerfully from this image

i wouldn't call it a heist so much as a burglary

the suspiciously birdlike homie: talk shit about dinosaurs one more time.

DaFructivorousGoblin liked your post: why dont they make the whole apple out of the core

DaFructivorousGoblin sent you a message: you seem cool

im still borrowing the account of one of the oak trees outside my old apartment

so real. the void was an honorable mention on my top 0 things to get bored with

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Grant me the serenity to accept the qBittorrent speeds I cannot change, the courage to install a dozen firefox privacy extensions, and the wisdom to know which one is currently breaking this website.

lol

for fans of boredom, it doesn't get much better than nothing

intelligence is knowing that all advertisements are evil. wisdom is letting your deep-seated hatred for them dominate all aspects of your life

Sending a sinister looking bird out to survey the company work conference before I go in

I only watch the Superbowl for the moments of stillness between plays

there was a hope that we'd get it once we went there and walked around a little. but that doesn't seem to have helped

researchers always look embarrassed to talk about its brief libertarian phase