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Stephen A. Spliff

@thatkellenguy.bsky.social

Portland Trail Blazers. Town all day.

198 Followers  |  578 Following  |  789 Posts  |  Joined: 04.07.2023  |  2.32

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WAR.
ZONE.

08.10.2025 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolute hell on earth. It’s amazing to see her standing out in the open while a man in a chicken suit yells. Death defying…

08.10.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Big baller brand

08.10.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We need to stop kids from bullying each other.

But we need adults to START bullying people like this. The right is really led by the biggest fuckin wimps I’ve ever seen.

06.10.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit says yeah i 'll do it in front of a crowd ALT: a man in a suit says yeah i 'll do it in front of a crowd
06.10.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know, we tried it but it didn’t lead to autocracy so we are trying this now.

06.10.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 136    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Lincoln: Hey maybe we have to treat people like human beings to save this thing.

Trump: Hey maybe we have to treat people line animals to save this thing.

06.10.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@highkin.bsky.social thanks for doing a selfie with me and the kids…

05.10.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Word salad for β€œfuck those people”.

03.10.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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shaedfernee sharpaway

03.10.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Daily reminder:
We should be able to house people safely and if that means no billionaires, that’s actually fine.

01.10.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ya know, you might be surprised…

01.10.2025 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cosplaying has gone too far.

30.09.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He was just a fun-loving guy*

*unless you were the wrong race, gender, religion, or political leaning, then he was an outright bigot with violent tendencies

BUT LETS NOT FORGET HOW FUN HE WAS!!

29.09.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
28.09.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What happened the next week? 😏

28.09.2025 05:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

TIL

27.09.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If someone is anti fascist, you arrest them… ironic.

26.09.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We sure are spending a lot of cycles on β€œpolitical violence” when intimate partner violence is way more prevalent and damaging. Maybe we spend a few cycles on violence in general… just a wild idea. Maybe we start with having fewer fuckin guns around.

25.09.2025 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you’re a Republican reading this, the joke is government owning the means of production is socialism. Thanks for stopping by. Read a book.

24.09.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Internet jokes don’t take away or bring back teams. I was just replying to my friend Piano with some humor is all.

24.09.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a prediction, not a wish. I wish they would come back so we could embarrass them a few times annually

23.09.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sonics
2
Be
Permanently
Banned from
Competition

23.09.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

To the Portland Fire

23.09.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not everyone. I, for example, think he should win a Golden Raspberry for his acting role as β€œleader of the free world.”

23.09.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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23.09.2025 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

S2BPBC

22.09.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
22.09.2025 05:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Weekend at Bernie’s energy.

21.09.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Christian Koss is basically Che Guevara by baseball player standards.

17.09.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 241    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

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