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Stephen A. Spliff

@thatkellenguy.bsky.social

Portland Trail Blazers. Town all day.

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I wonder if Luke Kornet would be obsessed with β€œesteeming men” if the Hawks had a Chip n Dales night. Something tells me he wouldn’t.

09.03.2026 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Luke Kornet fuckin suuuucks. He’s never said a word about this but if you remove tops, suddenly it’s an affront to all women. God forbid they make their own fuckin choices when Luke is there to say what’s good for them…

09.03.2026 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I know we’ve tried to avoid talking like this but… I think Scoot is officially a bust. He looks completely lost. He’s looked lost before but he looks even loster this time.

07.03.2026 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Good for them. All this pearl clutching from a community (pro athletes) that aren’t exactly holding their friends and coworkers accountable as it is.

Put that energy into some of your teammates that a predatory. Police each other.

03.03.2026 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Shaq Warns Young Players Not To Do Movie About Genie

Shaq Warns Young Players Not To Do Movie About Genie

Shaq Warns Young Players Not To Do Movie About Genie https://theonion.com/shaq-warns-young-players-not-to-do-movie-about-genie/

02.03.2026 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1956    πŸ” 195    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 13
28.02.2026 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao, I can’t believe republicans fall for this shit. Smooth brain shit.

25.02.2026 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What kind of Toradol they using out there in Bean Town?

25.02.2026 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Might be time to throw around the dreaded β€œinjury prone” label.

25.02.2026 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, playing a lot of games and being awesome are both important

23.02.2026 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve not seen what you described reported. Hit me with a source.

01.12.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

His transactions have largely been quite good though? It would be like commenting on how a politician is in their internal committee meetings rather than info that is plainly available.

01.12.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Acting like we can tell what kind of negotiator an NBA GM is is pretty galaxy brained. We gotta remember that we are fuckin clueless internet commenters.

01.12.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Or he didn’t get desperate until he got turned down 4 times.

30.11.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also he is stating it in the context of really believing in and wanting to go get DQ. It’s very possible he’s embellishing to illustrate a point. I do not think multiple teams turns down that deal. I think the Pelicans raised their offer to try to get it done.

30.11.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I think there is roughly a 0.000% chance that was offered and turned down by the Blazers. Joe is on a 3 year contract and can’t afford to not get FRP that definitely land while he’s still the GM.

30.11.2025 06:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When you find it, I need to see it.

30.11.2025 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

New Corey Maggette just dropped

30.11.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know you can’t compare eras but I can confidently say Kermit Washington would wreck Draymond in 12 rounds.

30.11.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Commitment

29.11.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey man! I’m right here.

28.11.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
27.11.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve found the way I can actually commit to is to learn to love non-meat options in cuisines. Burritos with more veggies and beans. Bean burgers. Falafel instead of beef/lamb gyros. And on and on. I’m not full veggie but I eat a lot less meat just by choosing things I still like that aren’t meat.

27.11.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I vote the former. The contact high for the other team would be a serious home court advantage while our guys would be battle tested on it. Like altitude but second hand marijuana smoke.

27.11.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Come for the clickbait headline, stay for the half off prices on MeUndies

26.11.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Facts

24.11.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Quinten died doing what he loved… touching earth from a filthy cross. πŸͺ¦

22.11.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When someone is right but also a horrible ghoul that also was complicit in much of this situation…

20.11.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We are finding out why Trump wanted to lock up Hillary 😏

15.11.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone needs to study the desire to tell someone you have the same shoes/shirt as them.

12.11.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0