Dave

best ending of all time, let's be real

We'll never know for certain, but I for one feel confident that tonight would have turned out differently if Cuomo had had the courage and foresight to hire Brendel

Getting hit in the chest from point blank range with a footlong sub and an enormous Peckinpah-style squib of sweet onion teriyaki sauce explodes from my chest.

i understand that dr. zack isn’t for everybody and that if you’re a longtime football fan, you don’t get a lot out of his segments. but they’re a great way for casual fans and newcomers to learn football concepts like the alphabet

the architect of the matrix

rest assured, this will be the third time Tron has failed to become a franchise, and we've become exceedingly efficient at it

sling us some schlong your the penis man, sling us some schlong tonight, well, we're all in the mood for you sexually, and you've got our holes feeling right

A meme with a character from Watchmen whose name I can’t remember, saying: It is 1982. I am one year old. Tron bombs at the box office It is 2010. I am twenty-nine years old. Tron bombs at the box office It is 2025. I am fourty-four years old. Tron bombs at the box office

This meme made me laugh.

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah

Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen

Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah

Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

living más in sam altman's masturbatorium

the physics of this are so funny because the right guard stepping on his foot leads to him looking like uncle phil just threw him out the front door of the mansion

Trevor Lawrence picking his nose

this is the face of a man who stopped masturbating thanks to kellogg’s corn flakes

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

An app icon of a printer/scanner combo and the app name "brother iPrint&Scan"

So Hulk Hogan, why are you a great candidate for the Administrative Assistant position?

Hulk Hogan:

Rhamondre Leavensome Points Out There

Watch this Titans TD, TRUST ME. You cannot predict ball.

Tennessee Titans football

You scored a touchdown
On my ovaries
They all called you a clown
But I’m all over it (your cock)
-Taylor Swift, The Life of a Showgirl

you take the blue pill, your baby is normal, gets an average brain, lives an unremarkable life. you take the red pill, and we see just how many episode titles of obscure 2000s television shows your child can recite from memory

Great news; Legacy Media Reporting and TheCybersmith posts are no longer distinguishable from one another.

Ooof.

Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened

dan bongino and kash patel lying unconscious on the ground after bonking their heads together as they both bent down to examine what is later determined to be their own footprints

cam newton dresses like he drives a mechanical spider to work everyday

Look at that time of possession.

Jodorowsky's Madea Goes to Jail