Last night I had a short daddy force me to my knees and suck his cock. He shoved poppers up my nose and spat in my mouth to lube it up.

10/10

I’m honestly feeling very submissive right now

Sure

I have a Master’s, so hearing someone call me dumb makes me incredibly horny.

Puss in Boots 2?!

You mean Wakko’s Wish 2.0.

I live with you, so I get a free pass

I’m about to redo my wardrobe and add a TON of color just out of spite for the lack of it in the Devil Wears Prada 2 trailer.

I’m not even in my MySpace Top 8

Met a cute guy while out

Prettiest Month names clearly meant for the girlies:
- February
- April
- May
- June
- September
- December

If your birthday is in this month, it just sounds pretty.

You know, I bet it’d be fun to have skimpy pink clothing to wear.

I am messy

“Loneliness is a battle even queens must fight for themselves.”

I need more tummy-time while playing my gameboy to help correct my posture, does anyone wanna use my butt as a pillow?

Men confuse me, too.

As much as I enjoy your voice, all you need around me are grunts and whimpers

The idea of just existing for your pleasure, transforming my body in the ideal sexual figure, as a lifetime career just seems so appealing…

The amount of messages I’ve received wanting to transform me are just overwhelming 🥵🥵🥵take any pictures you please.

Sometimes (almost all the time) I sit and ponder my balls, wondering “what if these were udder-sized?”

I just can’t with this stuffed nose.

Got these udders leaking

@fyrefaun.bsky.social did this AMAZING photo of me! Whaddya think?! MOOOOO

Go wild

Looks even better than the original. Love it when I’m improved!

All I’m saying is I’ve never seen Wendy Williams and Roger Smith in the same room together…

Don’t express your love. Repress it. Use it to fuel your art. Create stunning masterpieces. Learn new skills in math and engineering. Use your knowledge to conceive war machines for rival Italian families.

I will rub both of you

I refuse to believe this.

He likes watching trash reality tv