Pete

Hartlepool United have a simple yet effective one when they get a corner, goes like this...

"Der, der, der-der-der, der-der-der-der, CORNER!"

'Sprint' or 'Photo' Finnish?

Pea-nus Woolliams

Shirt front sponsor announcement?

That's a 'log insect'.

Show them some clips of 'Ram Ray' off SMTV.

Better than Ibiza? Unlikely, I'd say.

Was hoping for Prawn Cocktail.

What's the idea there? Do you get paid if you manage to stay on stage for 3 minutes without being told to get off?

Crisp flavours, or just plain Seabrooks branded chips?

Think they'll beat Forest, Wolves and Leeds. Probably beat Everton at home too.

Of course, you're more than welcome to bookmark all of this for when I'm proven very wrong. 😁

Looks like he's got the contents of his mini bar in his hoodie pocket.

They won't go down. It'll be Forest or West Ham, possibly even Leeds, but it won't be Spurs.

"Mr Sting, which way down does one-sided toast land when you drop it? And do you butter the toasted side, or the soft side?"

Well, now that you're in charge…

…or 'soft serve'. 🤢

That's where the distinction between being the 'biggest' festival, and being the 'best' festival enters the discussion.

'World's Largest IPA Beer Festival – with over 800 IPAs to choose from', would be a valid claim. How enjoyable that would be, is another point.

Exactly. If any one of these was the 'biggest', you'd have a rightful claim for it being the 'biggest' festival.

I guess 'Capacity it can hold' is only something to brag about if you have confidence the event will sell out, and 'Floorspace it takes up' isn't much help if you've got a huge warehouse with a small festival in one corner. The others are all good markers to make claims from though, I guess.

The rather unhelpful answer to this is, 'Yes'.

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If anyone fancies a copy of Home End (out of print for several years now), there's one in the shop at yorktonebooks.bigcartel.com along with the last few copies of All Gone Away and Final.

A sobering reminder of where York City FC used to be.
#ycfc #football #photography #photobook

Someone jumping over the grave, under fire*, on an old Triumph.

*blanks

Instead of throwing a handful of soil into the grave, they should shake it out of a trouser leg.

I had a look for a suitable Teesside Tintin riposte, something along the lines of "Terry, yer doyle!", but found this image instead and thought it apt.

The ideal scenario involves Everton having already qualified for Europe, Tottenham on the brink, with the outcome out of their hands. 4-0 win for Spurs, with a stoppage time winner for West Ham to send them down.

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"12, on Friday."

Bobble said yesterday they're going to Portugal.