maxim vârtej 🦋🏎️

Doing this should get you banned from fandom actually

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.

A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often

Pronouns in your emails NOW

I’ve got a sore throat AGAIN but this is how I’m like in the house singing along to zara larsson because woke is BACK

Putting all my artussy into this one

I grew up in a household where abusing your books a little was acceptable (be it dog ears, slightly crinkly paper because you dropped your book in the bath, cover coming away because you read the book so many times etc), but if you dog ear library books you’re going to hell

After being a Marina fan for almost 15 years I’m finally seeing her live next summer

How the start of #MexicoGP felt

An elf woman of rosewood hair color sleeps peacefully on a picnic rug on the grass surrounded by 4 capybaras. There's a basket of apples nearby. Her body is filled with freckles.

🍎🍎🍎

#art #ocs #ocsky

Digital painting of Princess Zelda from The Legend of Zelda: Tears of a Kingdom, inspired by the painting The Fallen Angel by Alexandre Cabanel.

rage is a quiet thing

Where does bsky get its gifs from because I can never find the funny shit I need

Had a coffee at 4pm thinking it will be fine since I’m staying up for quali. I already know I’m going to regret it and mentally do this to myself later

Carly Rae Jepsen and Cole M.G.N. are officially married.

📸: Vanessa Heins

I feel this in my soul

painting of a capybara and chickens and chicks in a floral forest

capybara and chickens are friends

I know it's only our second date, Susan, and maybe I'm moving too fast, but I'd like to buy your dog

[After losing a rap battle]
"How did he get a hold of my credit score?"

Sun sets on Friday in the Paddock 💙

#F1 || #MexicoGP🇲🇽

16:44 checking in for Quali Day 🕞🇲🇽

Saw a funny video from someone who was like, I find it too cringe to journal about my feelings. And I feel the same way, except maybe I should get over myself because sometimes I get such intense and negative thoughts and I just sit with them. And that can’t be better than just putting it to paper 🧍🏻‍♀️

And she was not road aware at all, people were beeping at her and she was mostly confused and frozen 💀 and I also see sooo many community posts about cats that get lost or hurt, or worse, killed. It’s just not safe

I really don’t know how people can still justify that letting cats outside, especially in busy towns or cities, is better for them. A cat just blocked the traffic on a really busy street near me and I had to signal to the drivers to stop until I could call her to my side of the road

"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that

An illustration of a beautiful curvy gothic pinup embracing a skeleton who is on his knees for her. 🎨✨

✶ good boy ✶
#art

just got back from a lovely trip to Paris. i swear that city gets more beautiful every year. on an unrelated note does anyone have any pawn shops on the West Coast they swear by?

Rough digital painting of an orange cat taking a nap in an old oak tree.

Old Oak Siesta

In a real kpop mood today, but every time my playlist shuffles to a male group I pull a face. men… be quiet

painting of a skeleton putting food in a black cat's bowl

don’t forget to feed the cat