Green Dad

I've got so many dear friends who would love more than anything to be legally wed to the persons they love the most; rings worn for years, fantasies of their dream wedding...

Marriage inequality didn't end once queer weddings were legalized. It still exists. Here.

also a reminder to stop using X

The fact that KitchenAid keeps emailing me about their President's Day sales is proof we're in the bad place

Btw today is International Holocaust Memorial Day and if you did not know that, it's definitely time to learn, especially with all the fucked up shit happening rn

i saw this little guy and was enthralled

#art

No, stop, I'm begging you, I only have so much money to spend on gorgeous, beautiful, water-themed art as someone who's special interest is the ocean. 😭

(but no really, I have already purchased all your other sets and I'm excited to soon get another when I can! :) )

Whoever said you can't feel pain in your dreams is absolutely stupid

Who was the first human to ever call a dog a good boy, I need to know

The ONE bummer about going by Green, my preferred and chosen name, is that I no longer get to tell people what my given/legal name translates into and that makes me sad bc despite everything, I'm very proud of the name I was given

A puppy with rollerblades skedaddles across the screen. The text is written in alphabet fridge magnet letters and reads NOT THE BEST, BUT HAVIN FUN

to be honest I've always found it kinda fun to end up being a little bit crappy at whatever I try to do... Takes a lot of pressure off, and I feel like everyone can tell when you're doing something just for the love of the game

Half the reason I wear so many colors and patterns and crazy accessories all at once is bc I want people to get nauseous and confused when they look at me

I want colors to be so vibrant that I physically start vibrating from overstimulation just by looking at them

I just want to live! I just want some vibrancy!!

The one thing more painful than trying to find colorful furniture is finally finding colorful furniture but then all the review pictures are from people who bought it in the boring colors

I am an entire idiot bc I got this anatomical giraffe model kit and for some reason I was surprised that it was Tall 🤦🏻 yeah of fuckin Course it's FUCKING TALL IT'S A FRICKIN GIRAFFE

REJECT DYSTOPIA A skeleton filled with roses reaches up a hand to a greenish zombie hand that's reaching down to help "LET HOPE GROW FROM THE CORPSE OF DESPONDENCY. REJECT DESPAIR IN THE FACE OF THOSE WHO WANT YOU PARALYZED, HOPELESS, & AFRAID."

Madison Schubert

www.tumblr.com/mads-schuber...

your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️

Panel 1: Phone showing a blonde woman in a pink dress and a brown-haired woman in a black tank-top are doing the "pocky challenge," where two people eat two sides of a pocky stick until they kiss. It's showing step 1, where the brown-haired woman is just holding it in her mouth. Panel 2: A finger comes into view and scrolls down to step 2, where they are now kissing. Panel 3: Lilith is revealed to be the one looking at the phone, but not the one holding it. Panel 4: Ana is revealed to be the one holding it, showing the pocky challenge to Lilith, and she has a full sized French baguette in her mouth.

Panel 1: It's a wooden doorway in a blue-walled room. The walls have white trim, the doorway has yellow trim, and the floor is a brown. Someone is yelling through the door, "THERE BETTER NOT BE ANY YURI HAPPENING IN THERE!!" In the room various noises are heard like "BAM", "SHIIIINGG", "BAM" (again), and "CRASH" Panel 2: The yeller, now revealed to be Shen, kicks open the door with a sour, frustrated expression. Panel 3: The people in the room are two girls in the midst of violent combat, one wielding double uzis (black dress, blonde hair, messy ponytail, bullet belt over shoulder), and the other a katana (dark green sweatpants, red sneakers, white tank top, straight dark brown hair). They are both looking at Shen, the uzis girl having just stopped firing, with the smoke still coming off her guns, and the katana girl having stopped mid-swing at the uzi girl's head. Panel 4: Shen points at them, infuriated, his face cloaked in shadow, yelling "I SAID NO YURI"

A four frame comic about Captain Torture. The first frame shows the sign "BREAKING NEWS" and the drawing of a man, with the words "CAPTAIN TORTURES PASSES AWAY" near him. The second frame shows a journalist holding a mic, as she says "A controversial and divisive figure, Captain torture will be remembered for his key role in history." The News title is "Mourning day for Captain-". The third frame shows three posts on social media. The first one is by a man called Paul James @Paulitician. He writes: "I didn't always agree with Captain Torture but he sure was a man who believed in something." The second post by James Paul @Avegetable reads: "I pay my respects to Captain Torture and his family. His heart was in the right place- with our country." The third post is by SonicVomit @SonicBleh , and reads "HE TORTURED PEOPLE". The fourth frame shows an interview on TV. An angry man on the right is saying: "Let me tell you something, Jen. I think it's SICK to celebrate Captain Torture's death. These people should be LOCKED UP, and also tortured-". The news below says: "Every president on earth pays homage-".

Captain Torture

DEPRESSION STUDY ADVERTISEMENT ON THE BUS FEATURING SHINJI IN A CHAIR FEELING GUILTY ABOUT JERKIN IT TO A GIRL IN A COMA I THINK

BRO WHAT

Thank you so much for doing this for us! I LOVE your Halloween comics. They usually leave me SO unsettled (the parking lot comic...yo, terrifying, love it) But I like that this one had an urban legend feeling to it. "Some say that biker is still riding those streets..." That kinda vibe

There are a lot of obvious obstacles that come with needing a wheelchair but the worst is the knowledge that my hands touch my wheels, my wheels touch public bathroom floors, and therefore my hands also touch public bathroom floors. Trauma

I have outfitted most of this apartment with dimmable light bulbs (they come with a little remote) and I really wish I had thought about this sooner bc the 'tism is pleased (as is my crippled little body)

Tall Milk: it's good for your long bones

Something we can hopefully all agree on:

NO WAIT I WENT ALL THE WAY BACK AND FOUND MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE ONE

May or may not have thought for a moment that Daphne had a gun

the math doesn't check out

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