Green Dad

I have outfitted most of this apartment with dimmable light bulbs (they come with a little remote) and I really wish I had thought about this sooner bc the 'tism is pleased (as is my crippled little body)

Tall Milk: it's good for your long bones

Something we can hopefully all agree on:

NO WAIT I WENT ALL THE WAY BACK AND FOUND MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE ONE

May or may not have thought for a moment that Daphne had a gun

the math doesn't check out

More reasons to be anti-AI

A scanned spread of a red and blue horned beast painted on top of torn book pages.

Beast 🐂

An image of a robot with a "NO" circle around it and the text "AI IS FOR LOSERS! REJECT FASCISM! THINK FOR YOURSELF! I CAN MAKE ART THAT'S UGLY AND BAD ALL BY MYSELF, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!"

Using this piece by @reallygoodwizard.bsky.social in my introductory lectures for my design students.

A man drawn in black and white smiles at the viewer from the mouth up he has no head and it is replaced by a glowing butterfly and arachnid like legs Yellow text reads "Let me talk to the real you" The man replies "hmm? Him? Hmm. Not much left really, boring fellow, boring boring." The interviewer asks "please"

The man throws himself around screaming in horror and agony as he grips the edge of the hole where the rest of his head should be. He flails making after images of himself all around. The spider legs remain but the butterfly is gone. The view is slightly marred by static. A caption in yellow says "screaming"

The man is calm again fixing his tie. The butterfly is back. He says "i told you he was boring. He never smiled much. "

A short interview with Mr. Smiles.
#theotherhappyplace

"Green? Really? That's your name? Are you sure?"

Bold words from a man wearing a "Soccer" name tag

A national holiday.

#HomestarRunner #StrongBad

God i love making art.

Ok I got this bc I thought it'd be funny and I was Not Wrong, it's fuckin hilarious. What a twerp

ショートケーキの靴作った🍰👠

The world on fire behind Will Ferrell as he yells “wanna but some comics?”

Me trying to make a living in this freakin country:

Ollie collie

Have you heard the good news? Dogs are real

Every webcomic has two stories: the story the artist is telling and the meta story of watching an artist make creative choices over the course of many, many years. You get to watch art evolve and change in real time.

Fixed it! Thank you for your patience :)

Send me a dm! :)

Pelagic fauna

Model wearing black jacket with colorful jewelry shaped embroideries.

Model wearing black jacket with colorful jewelry shaped embroideries.

Models wearing black cardigans with colorful jewelry shaped embroideries.

Model wearing black cardigan with colorful jewelry shaped embroideries.

The Wizard collection! 🌙💫 July 26

this kicks ass

I have had to deal with five phone calls so far today before noon and if I get anymore I'm pitching my phone out the window

oh gosh, I don't know if I can make it 😭Do you have a sense of when it might reopen? Obviously I know it wouldn't be specific, but maybe a general sense?

anyone want to give me a nice 1 mill so I can pay off all my friend's and colleague's bills

Wait, there's a show?? I grew up on reading the comics!

Say it with me: Disabled people deserve to live even if they can’t work.

sketch study

Spiraling through the worst grief of my life, trying to make reasonable lists of what I can salvable from her home vs purchase for the new place, and diving into the depths of my old tumblr trying to pull up as much fenhawke fanart to adorn my new walls with. The funeral is at 11 am, it's 3am now