Ashton Kelly of Nashville

ChatGPT just suffered an aneurysm mid-answer and the result was eerily apropos given what I do. 🤣

Halloween may be over, but the spell endures... 🪄

I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best there's ever been.

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Fabulous cover with Halloween spirit. Spoooooky 👻

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Fun fact: Jason Momoa modeled for the cover of Rob Zombie’s 1998 album Hellbilly Deluxe.

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I’ve noticed a lot of AI-sounding photo captions among my cohorts lately and thought I’d see if ChatGPT is really that bad at coming up with them. Omg YES.

“Serving torso realness.” 🤣 Dead.

Might be a new pastime

Having a little fun with spam texters.

Should I keep going?

Quick! Someone buy me some bright orange lingerie to match my Halloween nails! 🤩🎃

I don’t get why people rail against Jews and immigrants when there are people out there who whistle in public and pronounce familiar “fermiliar.” Y’all wanna cleanse the human race, let’s start with these vermin.

WHO’S WITH ME???

Bet you’ve never been jealous of a plastic flamingo before.

Sans-tats Sunday

Thanks for the birthday mani, C! 🤩💅

The humble crew-neck tee, transformed by underboob. Magic.

You deserve an upgrade.

The piercing is back 🥵

I wore space buns for him on our first date and now he requests them every time. 😊

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After all these years I had my first Pretty Woman moment last night when my client caught me flossing. 🤭

YOU SHOULDN’T NEGLECT YOUR GUMS.

I've been a plaid, plaid girl.

Do you see a sundress or a prelude?

Playing with AI in Photoshop is my new addiction. 🤩

📣 Very little availability left this week, but next week I’ve got some time here and there. See you soon?

It's our paradise and it's our war zone.

As my body vibrated with the memory of his touch and my skin shimmered with a cocktail of his sweat and mine: an invitation to shower before I left.

“No, thanks,” I told him. “I want to wear you home.”

When the dystopian hellscape gets you down, PRESS ON.

Props to the fellow hiker who graciously pretended he didn’t catch me snapping this. 🤭

Cutest couple ever 🐶

Come soak me up like the last rays of summer sun.

I’m so fortunate that all my favorite suitors enjoy spoiling me as much as I enjoy spoiling them. 😍

If you’d like to send me some birthday love and are looking for inspiration, check out my wish list: ashtonkelly.com/wish-list. 💋