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SQLAgentMan

@timford.bsky.social

In a love triangle with zeros and ones

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Another reminder that moving out of the Midwest was a good idea. Hang in there.

22.01.2026 15:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Had a few hundred of them delivered.

21.11.2025 19:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

How many have triggers on them? 😉

13.10.2025 15:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Tech Tip 88

You’ll always know where F5 is.

12.04.2025 19:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Now I feel like the Grim Reaper. ☹️

03.04.2025 18:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you Beardy. You're absolutely right!

03.04.2025 18:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Didn’t think to loop through via Powershell. Thanks Honey.

25.03.2025 22:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Looking for the process to set default encryption config for CMS connections in SSMS 20.2 to Optional/Trust Certificate without having to do so for each target server in CMS. Is this possible? RBAR is ugly #sqlhelp

25.03.2025 22:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Me in the National security team group chat

25.03.2025 02:19 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Good point. They seem to only last a few weeks.

Speaking of, you interested in a very slightly used rock tumbler (or 3)?

How about archery equipment, new in box? Hunting dog, maybe?

Well, it’s more like a puppy.

21.02.2025 02:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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21.02.2025 01:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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21.02.2025 01:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Not the 18 I have currently.

21.02.2025 01:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I really need a hobby

21.02.2025 01:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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👋👋

07.01.2025 03:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Take every day off you have coming to you

11.11.2024 01:03 — 👍 174    🔁 19    💬 9    📌 2

Trying to leave the Xitter Pretty Hate Machine (and political t-shirt sales catalog) behind as well. 🙏🤞🏽

12.11.2024 04:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Where did you locate karaoke? Bush Garden was still stalled on development, I hear.

12.11.2024 04:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Shit! Checked and realized I never did that.

12.11.2024 04:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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For those planning to come to the PASS Community Data Summit in 2024 there is some welcome news:

29.10.2023 16:00 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Aaaah!! +1

27.10.2023 21:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you Scott

26.08.2023 17:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you Peter!

26.08.2023 13:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thanks Tone 🥳❤️

26.08.2023 13:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I used to feel the same. But I’m a different human than I once was.

22.08.2023 18:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0