tae444🇯🇲

I want so badly to enjoy mobile games but the ecosystem they occupy apparently forces them into being annoying to play unless you are constantly purchasing magical coins at bizarre denominations that I refuse to understand.

70 pounds of ass😟

What's a pic of you that could be an album cover:

I’m thinking a 70’s sound

i would argue but my mac sounded like a washing machine when i tried to play sims 4

sometimes i forget to respond to a text message so i go to reply and realise its already been three weeks since i first saw it, im still in the same spot, the world has kept moving around me, time wont stop for anyone, we keep getting older and we must keep going

turkey neck is so nasty

I’ve been doing housework all day and it literally never ends omg.

thinly shaved eyebrows>>>

the color at the front of this wig was an accident but i’ve gotten so many compliments on it🤭

You think you better than me?

a cartoon character is standing in front of a slide with the number 2 on the bottom ALT: a cartoon character is standing in front of a slide with the number 2 on the bottom

Imma complain on here until I can’t because all of my yapping friends aren’t on here yet.

Are the women looking more delicious because the app is new? Wow. I love it here

it really is better on this app😭 they’re over there calling a girl a whore for wearing a less than modest outfit to a restaurant which is also a strip club😭

"I see you've been eating whatever you want and not exercising."

-Pants

Yall drinking your water?

pineapple belongs.

you know it to be true.

To all the people who changed their handle. Just mention me say a unu deh because me wake and feel like TC. A who Dem ppl ya? Who da man ya, Who dis? Who dem ya?

Still looking for all my mutuals and people I know personally. lol.

Next time I have sex I’m not gone moan I’ma just say “eugh eugh” like Glorilla instead

I feel like being an adult is 99% of wondering what happened to your back

Little Miss Sits in One Spot Like A Robot on the Charger Until it’s Time to Go Because If I Move From The One Spot Before It’s Time To Leave I Will Spill Something On Myself and/or Decide I Don’t Wanna Go Anymore

I better not ever see a single skeet saying “this app is so good I’d pay for it”. Hopefully, we learned our lesson yes?

this looks like something i would make in Good Pizza, Great Pizza

i want to get big and live with my gf and have a cat and a well paying job to feed my chillitos obsession.

the horrors persist but I just had the best cinnamon roll I’ve ever eaten

I love when people honk at you in stop and go traffic it’s like yessss i also don’t understand how things work

I’m really bad at portioning uncooked pasta. So if you and 110 of your friends wanna come over, dinner is ready.

"Do you want jalapeños on that?"

Good sir, there is never a time nor a place where I don't want jalapeños on that.