☠️ Trapper Sean, M.D.(eceased) ☠️

BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:

Ice is the gestapo

*Woman who insists she’s done journalism before voice*

Hey what does a journalist do at work? I definitely know. I’m just asking to make sure you know.

this is absolutely my favorite protest innovation of 2025

"my opponents are violent antifa extremist terrorists"

"your opponents are dressed as giant inflatable frogs"

solid fuck you to the pepe crowd too

I’m so glad the weather for next week’s No Kings protest is gonna be soooo much cooler than the first one was, where I made the dumb mistake of wearing a light-colored shirt on a very hot day and sweat right through it.

This man is being Gorilla Channel'd with a rotating selection of AI slop riot porn by several known white supremacists who are secretly running the government.

Coming out is a choice; no one is required to come out. Especially in a time of rising risks and dangers. For some, it's not a choice at all. I came out in 2012. Some of you already know this, I'm The Orion, and I'm transgender.

Happy International Coming Out Day. You are not alone. 🖖🏻🏳️‍⚧️

They were absolutely 100% already planning for months to do these exact RIFs, and they’re so dumb that they think choosing to do it now will make somebody else take the blame.

$4!

never forget

Vash from Star Trek: the Next Generation Vash the Stampede from Trigun

Gowron from Star Trek: TNG and DS9 Gauron from Full Metal Panic

Yor from Star Trek: Discovery Yor Forger from SPY x FAMILY

If I had a dollar for every time an anime series has had a character with a name suspiciously like a #StarTrek character, I’d have $3.

Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it’s happened three times.

I can’t decide. Better do all of them, just to make sure.

WGN, this woman’s employer, is now reporting she was not charged with any crimes and was released.

DHS said earlier she was arrested for assault for throwing objects at agents.

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Listen to Robert De Niro “King Donald The First. F*ck that.”
In 8 days we RISE to say #NoKings
LFG!
Find an event near you. 👉🏾 mobilize.us
Peter Thiel
Qatari Airbase
Portland
#SheShed

George was just trying to get to work.

ICE pepper-sprayed him, dragged him from his car, locked him in a detention center, and placed him on suicide watch. He even missed his young daughter’s birthday in the process.

This man is a veteran and American citizen. Don't look away.

Milly Thompson character visual for Trigun: Stargaze

AHHHHH, MILLY MY BELOVED, YOU HAVE RETURNED!!

#TrigunStargaze #Trigun

Breaking News M.I.T. became the first university to reject a White House offer of favorable treatment for supporting the Trump agenda.

if you know as many engineers as i do then you are also not surprised they were happy to tell trump to fuck off

Anyone else think it’s just a little creepy they put CHILD T’Pring on Spock’s monitor?

If you see this, post a robot.

"After a few moments of laughter..."

The No Kings organizers with a fun, tidy response to Mike Johnson's shenanigans.

This story, and others like it every single day in America, give me a murderous rage.

This is the right question! All these so-called fightin’ governors sure don’t seem to be commanding the resources they do have to protect anyone.

To be candid, I want the bubble to burst. Because it will eventually and inevitably, but the longer the current charade goes on the more our planet and communities are decimated— and the more dependent we become on the few powerful people left who control those resources.

Personally, few things cut deeper as an artist than having your work referred to as Content.

Wow, it didn't take very long for Dems to decide we were disposable bargaining chips. And y'all expect us to vote for you. LOL right.

gotta be Greta, right? he’d lose his mind.

Shit is so bad that the best American news of the week is that Dolly Parton didn't die.

I'm glad these slimy comedians are getting ripped to shreds, but can we hold ALL of the actors who have said "yes" to new harry potter trash to the same standards please