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the local popeyes was out of everything to drink other than strawberry fanta so i got it and i can feel the red40 coursing through my veins….rfk u will have to take this from my cold dead hands…..

level of experience for because i don’t have an associates degree (the requirement of it was not listed in the job posting) like….what are we doing here….

i keep seeing people wonder wtf is going in with the job market and i just want to say my experience so far has been 1. not being hired on full time after working as a contracted employee for almost 4 years because i don’t live near a main office and 2. not getting a role i was told i have the exact

honestly would be one of those girls during beatle mania but for caseoh

watching gilmore girls for the first time at 33 is this a midlife crisis

if bath and body works ever brought back art stuff i would be first in line

if i had room and more disposable income i would 100% collect monster high skullector dolls. they’re so pretty 🥺

how did the most antisocial loser freaks become the ones in charge of this country

just explained the trisha paytas childbirth/famous figure death lore to my dad post ozzy osbourne news and he’s looking at me like 👁️👄👁️

backrooms movie better be amazing cause it’ll be the closest we ever get to a house of leaves movie

in the ER like “omg it’s the pitt in real life”

if u are a cooking tiktok influencer and your recipes are behind a paywall i should be able to k*ll u where u stand

ohana means somebody does sometimes have to get left behind ig

your early thirties are for finding out your body can’t handle it when you go out drinking anymore 🥲

my dad got me a mini watercolor set for my birthday and i’m using it to paint demon churches

we all do 🥲

fingers crossed!!! we’ve had enough!!!

i truly don’t understand why hasan even gives him any iota of attention at this point

LMAO real

trying to decide whether to explain the ethan klein/hasan piker lore to my fiancé or if i want to continue to let him have peace of mind

i’m soooo excited

sinners was just cunnilingus propaganda (complimentary)

love how linkedin will send me alerts for job listings *after* applications are no longer being accepted

the righteous gemstones is the perfect palate cleanse after wtf i just watched 😭 #thelastofus

like why am i seeing so many posts about a movie that came out a day ago. why do people live post through a new episode the second it drops. fucking stop!!! give some time for people to catch up!!!

u truly cannot scroll through social media when a good movie or tv series is out bc people constantly post spoilers like it’s nothing

for some reason 34 seems like such a chic age. the last time i looked forward to turning any age was 16. it always seemed so fun and cute to be 16. 34 seems like the adult version of that im excited 😌

chiodos doing a 20 year anniversary show on a tuesday when we’re all in our 30s is diabolical let me tell you

i’m going to paint it and post it as my own. fuck you

just saw the most gorgeous work of digital art only to find out it’s fucking AI don’t text