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Heart of gold, buns of steel

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3rd period

08.03.2026 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🎡 If you're happy and you know it crap your pants
🎢 If you're happy and you know it crap your pants
🎡 If you're happy and you know it then your shitty shorts'll show it
🎢 If you're happy and you know it crap your pants

07.03.2026 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Get a load of dipshit Yogi Berra over here

06.03.2026 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Onion

04.03.2026 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1856    πŸ” 288    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 3
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β€œThere’s no Somali folks in the Epstein Files”

Welp

05.03.2026 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 6646    πŸ” 1622    πŸ’¬ 99    πŸ“Œ 45
snowman statue, angle 1, margaret street, north st. paul, minnesota, 1984

snowman statue, angle 1, margaret street, north st. paul, minnesota, 1984

snowman statue, angle 1, margaret street, north st. paul, minnesota, 1984

04.03.2026 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 163    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 5

Trump has money for bombs but not for your health care.

02.03.2026 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 185    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 1
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Yesterday, The Sheriffs, MPD and law enforcement brutally put down a peaceful anti-ICE protest outside of the Whipple Federal Building in Minneapolis.

There has been little to no coverage of what is happening in Minneapolis since Trump's supposed stand down, which is why we need to spread the word.

02.03.2026 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 306    πŸ” 240    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 10

So healthy. So fit. So virile.

01.03.2026 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

JD is a very big hole

26.02.2026 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I encourage JD Vance to go back to fucking his couch

25.02.2026 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a suit and tie is smiling and saying `` lies ! '' ALT: a woman in a suit and tie is smiling and saying `` lies ! ''
25.02.2026 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, Donnie, ya know what? Sure. You did win in 2020. Good job. Since you were elected twice, that therefore makes you ineligible to run in 2024, so we'll just have to hand the presidency over to your opponent. Good? Good.

23.02.2026 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What an absolute dipshit

19.02.2026 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

look at my country man, we’re getting out-No Kings’d by the fuckin’ british

19.02.2026 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 24952    πŸ” 5169    πŸ’¬ 449    πŸ“Œ 147

UK: Prince Andrew arrested.

South Korea: Former President Yoon sentenced for life.

Brazil: Former President Bolsonaro serving a 27-year sentence.

USA: President Trump demands $10 billion payout from taxpayers.

19.02.2026 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 15151    πŸ” 5675    πŸ’¬ 206    πŸ“Œ 272

No thank you.

19.02.2026 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

From what I remember from 2020 during the George Floyd protests, because some idiot set a small fire somewhere, we can now claim that Minneapolis was burned to the ground by ICE supporters, right?

18.02.2026 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1344    πŸ” 246    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 7

Face first like the lord intended

15.02.2026 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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15.02.2026 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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One thing I've noticed about young alt-right men is they've never had an ass-kicking

12.02.2026 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 102    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

You telling me you don't like wet food?

11.02.2026 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends

10.02.2026 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t look away from MN. ICE is still wreaking havoc across the state - changing their tactics to deceive Minnesotans - pretending to be construction workers or folks delivering groceries. Still over 2,000 ICE agents in the state. They’re not going anywhere, your anger and outrage shouldn’t either.

10.02.2026 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4511    πŸ” 1575    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 35
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Mmm... soup...

01.02.2026 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Can't believe ICE are still going to restaurants to eat. Guess they're cool with eating shit and jizz with their burgers and whatnot

29.01.2026 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A reminder to the news media: β€œconflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

25.01.2026 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 47526    πŸ” 14311    πŸ’¬ 521    πŸ“Œ 600

There is *not* a "special place in Hell" for these monsters. Hell is too good for them.

24.01.2026 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0