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A photo of some supermarket aftershave called Roman Empire

A photo of some supermarket aftershave called Roman Empire

This has been on my mind a lot recently...

01.03.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, does that mean our Monachy ARE lizard people after all??

#DavidIckewasright

01.03.2026 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i put the hot in psychotic.

28.02.2026 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Oi ThΓ©xy, you still alive out there in phoneland?

28.02.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hard agree. Bitter, mild and all the other humble brown beers have been pushed aside for funky packaging wrapped around grapefruit sadness.

It makes Baby Jesus (and me) cry...

28.02.2026 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Amazing shot, just make you have your crucifix, stake and holy water handy! πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈ

28.02.2026 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thinking about Red Dwarf. Shout out to Rob Grant.

28.02.2026 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Oh that's nice!

28.02.2026 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OPERATION NO ONE CAME TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY

28.02.2026 09:51 β€” πŸ‘ 164    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Daniel Craig i forskjellige utgaver: Norsk, svensk, dansk og finsk. Bildet er skamlΓΈst stjΓ₯let fra u/BrickTamlandMD pΓ₯ r/norge

Daniel Craig i forskjellige utgaver: Norsk, svensk, dansk og finsk. Bildet er skamlΓΈst stjΓ₯let fra u/BrickTamlandMD pΓ₯ r/norge

The nordic faces of Daniel Craig

28.02.2026 10:07 β€” πŸ‘ 368    πŸ” 87    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 13
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I produce prints, mugs, and tees.
They’re now 15% off with MEOW15.

If you’re not in the mood to shop, a share helps more than you think.

www.infinitebacon.com

Thank you!

28.02.2026 10:19 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

Sorry for the swears but that is fucking ace. Bravo!

28.02.2026 08:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lovely stuff πŸ‘Œ

27.02.2026 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gorgeous stuff!

27.02.2026 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed

27.02.2026 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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Shark!

27.02.2026 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 667    πŸ” 122    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 10
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Nasty bug

27.02.2026 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 494    πŸ” 93    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 7

Even when a white, working-class English woman wins, it's somehow all about "Islamification".

Fucking state of some people

27.02.2026 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Common Peephole
Β 
Β 
She came from Greece,
she had a faulty socket.
Her eye fell out,
she couldn’t stop it.
Β 
That’s when I
caught her eye.


Brian Bilston

Common Peephole Β  Β  She came from Greece, she had a faulty socket. Her eye fell out, she couldn’t stop it. Β  That’s when I caught her eye. Brian Bilston

Pulp poetry.

27.02.2026 09:42 β€” πŸ‘ 913    πŸ” 227    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 7
Allister heath headline generator: 
Allister Heath
The catastrophic reality of manchester losing another plumber is finally dawning on the British public

Allister heath headline generator: Allister Heath The catastrophic reality of manchester losing another plumber is finally dawning on the British public

27.02.2026 08:01 β€” πŸ‘ 563    πŸ” 92    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 7

Matt "Good win"? More like Matt Cunt

27.02.2026 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 763    πŸ” 122    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 1
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a man in a military uniform adjusts his hat while another man looks on ALT: a man in a military uniform adjusts his hat while another man looks on
26.02.2026 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Humans Must Dance Like Robots Whenever They Hear Rockit By Herbie Hancock"

26.02.2026 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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On the bus home, just passing "Morning Glory Big Balls"

#Idontspeakswedish

#morningglorybigballs

#swedishisnotaseriouslanguage

26.02.2026 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think more fellas (especially older ones) need to know you can do these with a simple blood sample and not the old fashioned finger way of horror stories

26.02.2026 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

🎡I don't want no blubber...🎡

26.02.2026 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just watched this eating in a Chinese, my wonton soup lasted longer than expected due to tears and snot

26.02.2026 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's what the mullets are for, extra neck protection

26.02.2026 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fair point (so to speak)

26.02.2026 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0