@davemc99.bsky.social
Autoglass Half Empty, Autoglass Half Full
Speedy sleight of handπ₯΅
10.10.2025 07:03 β π 35 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0I get it, you're smart and you feel trapped in a call centre job that you think is beneath you.
But 1: you're dealing with a vast majority of people whose education predates email.
2: "case-insensitive" is not, and will never be, common parlance, so there is no educational gap
The Lady's Not For Turning Back Time
10.10.2025 21:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 07 reasons why The Thing (1982) is a Christmas film:
1) snow
2) bearded men concealing surprises
3) compulsory party games
4) introverts shunning group activities
5) digestive issues
6) revellers bursting open to reveal partially assimilated canine lifeforms
7) knitwear
Phwoar!
10.10.2025 10:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You can't announce that you're doing one!
(that would be a Fraudian slip...)
"My first two are in a cat that doesn't chase mice...
My third explores between Neptune and Saturn..."
Friday.
10.10.2025 08:10 β π 115 π 23 π¬ 7 π 0Mind the Fap...
10.10.2025 08:04 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Pretty confused by how TRON became a big-budget movie franchise. Was it a bit hit when it came out? No. Did it become a big hit on video/TV? Also no. Do people have fond nostalgic memories of it? Eh kinda but not really. Was it secretly great and critically acclaimed? No again
10.10.2025 02:24 β π 2852 π 244 π¬ 352 π 149As the people who literally write the dictionary, can you not just spell the writing related version it as it's pronounced to differentiate?
10.10.2025 06:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy Anniversary!
10.10.2025 06:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
So Steve invited a friend without asking. Rude. #canswithsnails
09.10.2025 18:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A photo of Steve the Snail with a long string of shit hanging out the back of him while he runs around the table top. Gi on lad!
Anyone else have "watching a snail take shit" on their Thursday bingo card???
09.10.2025 17:52 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Aw man, little Steve is blootered! He just told the WILDEST inappropriate joke #canswithsnails
09.10.2025 17:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Looking forward to installing the Wankometer 3000 for the lil fella
09.10.2025 17:37 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A photo of a teeny tiny snail, about the size of a fingernail. Me and him are getting proper wasted tonight
My drinking buddy for this evenings #cans
09.10.2025 15:45 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Beautiful. Horrific. Bravo.
09.10.2025 13:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Apparently this prick, who has campaigned for legalizing marrying first cousins and other close relations, is 25 years old.
25 human years, not dog years. Human years.
21.00 FILM: CASINO ROYALE WITH CHEESE What they call that James Bond film in Paris.
09.10.2025 08:30 β π 60 π 15 π¬ 1 π 0Wythenshawe
09.10.2025 08:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Haha, good luck with that lasagne dish!
09.10.2025 08:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is his beard combed down from his head, or vice versa?
09.10.2025 07:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A picture of some young Tory prick cosplaying as an adult, with what looks to me a stick on moustache and the overall fucking arrogance that only the wealthy inbred class can portray when looking so ridiculous
This Goodnight Sweetheart reboot looks dogshit
09.10.2025 07:54 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Besides missing the joke, what are these monsters washing their pots and pans with? Positive vibes?
09.10.2025 07:42 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0As I always say to myself, "every day is leg day when you're a fatty"
08.10.2025 22:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
