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@simplythewurst.bsky.social

My name is Spike the Living Trophy. Its head and feet are mounted to a trophy board where it is locked until April 13th. Taken by @scootz.bsky.social and @poroguy.bsky.social 🔞 fa: simplythewurst discord: dr.socks

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Thumbs, a 3-panel comic: 1. A tiger sits up alone on his bed, looking at his phone. 2. “It was real nice seeing you again tonight. I haven’t stopped smiling.” The Tiger wrote. He then receives three responses that seem like gibberish. Someone struggling to convey their thought. Auto-correct clearly failing them. But the tiger can understand the message. “I like you, too.” 3. A wolf sits alone on his bed, looking at his phone. Struggling to hold the device in his two dog-paw hands. Without thumbs, he can only nap his screen to text as best as he can. For the first time, he feels understood. —— There once was a wolf, believe it or not,
With floppy grey ears and a snout like a blot.
But what made him so strange, if you count all his claws,
Instead of two hands, he was born with two paws

Thumbs, a 3-panel comic: 1. A tiger sits up alone on his bed, looking at his phone. 2. “It was real nice seeing you again tonight. I haven’t stopped smiling.” The Tiger wrote. He then receives three responses that seem like gibberish. Someone struggling to convey their thought. Auto-correct clearly failing them. But the tiger can understand the message. “I like you, too.” 3. A wolf sits alone on his bed, looking at his phone. Struggling to hold the device in his two dog-paw hands. Without thumbs, he can only nap his screen to text as best as he can. For the first time, he feels understood. —— There once was a wolf, believe it or not,
With floppy grey ears and a snout like a blot.
But what made him so strange, if you count all his claws,
Instead of two hands, he was born with two paws

🐾Thumbs🐾

04.03.2026 14:02 — 👍 4978    🔁 1238    💬 51    📌 11
furry art i drew of my OC Bryce, Bryce is a werewolf and he's sweaty flexing his biceps with a visible pit stains on his white shirt , and he's wearing camo pants and when he stretches up a bit of his tummy is exposed grinning at the viewer , the background is of a dark pine forest at night

furry art i drew of my OC Bryce, Bryce is a werewolf and he's sweaty flexing his biceps with a visible pit stains on his white shirt , and he's wearing camo pants and when he stretches up a bit of his tummy is exposed grinning at the viewer , the background is of a dark pine forest at night

Bryce always works up a good sweat on his hunt, he’s always so eager to get back to the den and let skippy sniff him all over :9

05.11.2025 22:51 — 👍 2288    🔁 421    💬 37    📌 5
A ram boy is on his knees pressed up against an anthro dogs paw that's the size of the sheeps torso, they're both taller than the buildings in the street they're currently occupying. The ram is blushing a bright red while trying extremely hard to fit just one of the dogs oversized toes into his mouth. He's struggling but he seems to love it. A tiny onlooker just wants to cross the damned street and not deal with what ever this is.

A ram boy is on his knees pressed up against an anthro dogs paw that's the size of the sheeps torso, they're both taller than the buildings in the street they're currently occupying. The ram is blushing a bright red while trying extremely hard to fit just one of the dogs oversized toes into his mouth. He's struggling but he seems to love it. A tiny onlooker just wants to cross the damned street and not deal with what ever this is.

Bit of a mouthful but I try my best. :)

#kcltart

05.03.2026 01:30 — 👍 667    🔁 152    💬 22    📌 0
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zoomin @oceanotter.bsky.social

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Does this to your Fortnite Crush

02.03.2026 19:49 — 👍 196    🔁 38    💬 7    📌 0
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twitch showin off his hole from request stream 10!

02.03.2026 02:21 — 👍 1079    🔁 243    💬 15    📌 0
man with a coyote on the couch

man with a coyote on the couch

me and my #couchcoyote

02.03.2026 05:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Sol found some use for us mortals.

#aurelionsol #raccoon #dragon #furry #nsfw #leagueoflegends

28.02.2026 00:21 — 👍 24    🔁 10    💬 1    📌 0
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These springs shoes really give you some air! Commission for Ralf

01.01.2026 20:35 — 👍 90    🔁 25    💬 1    📌 0

A micro’s legal status being context-dependent. Legally a roommate and tenant and entitled to the normal rights and privileges you’d expect from that if their name’s on the lease, too, but legally recognized as a pest if not, even if they pay their larger roommate their half of the rent

28.02.2026 15:51 — 👍 9    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0
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mmhm, yeah? :3

28.02.2026 16:31 — 👍 114    🔁 20    💬 4    📌 0
Disney's 1973 Robin Hood lying on a grassy field with a sunset, lifted up by his tail, teasing his bare feet paws.

Disney's 1973 Robin Hood lying on a grassy field with a sunset, lifted up by his tail, teasing his bare feet paws.

Alt #feet #paws

11.02.2026 17:39 — 👍 16    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0

"Make a splash" indeed

28.02.2026 15:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Bully raccoon

14.03.2025 20:24 — 👍 2627    🔁 570    💬 9    📌 3

Rocket raccoon feet

Rocket raccoon feet

28.02.2026 03:25 — 👍 141    🔁 20    💬 10    📌 0
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Opinion, perma expressions other than the big grins are so underrated. Resting chill face is where it's at.

Big fat vaporeon pooltoy tf that I had a blast sketching.

#aquasysart #tfeveryday #pooltoy

28.02.2026 03:17 — 👍 166    🔁 55    💬 4    📌 1
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next c0mmissi0n done for Fehnex!

"You just arrived on time. Hey are you paying any attention?"

27.02.2026 23:03 — 👍 333    🔁 64    💬 3    📌 0
illustration showing two rat furries sitting on a log and fishing a riverbank. the larger older rat leans on the log as he fishes, wearing typical dad-chic gear and a hat, while his son is wearing a red plaid flannel. they chat as they fish.

illustration showing two rat furries sitting on a log and fishing a riverbank. the larger older rat leans on the log as he fishes, wearing typical dad-chic gear and a hat, while his son is wearing a red plaid flannel. they chat as they fish.

Father's day is for fishin'! 🎣

17.06.2025 21:50 — 👍 155    🔁 33    💬 2    📌 0

sketch comm for @meltyfine.bsky.social !

28.02.2026 10:49 — 👍 531    🔁 109    💬 12    📌 0
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Cookin!

21.02.2026 20:25 — 👍 3507    🔁 927    💬 18    📌 2
The painting depicts a photo with the flash on of Dex, an anthro raccoon, in a classic arcade with a variety of cabinets around him. Caught in the act of almost biting a hotdog while looking surprised at the camera, he unintentionally knocks over a tray of french fries over a cabinet's counter. He wears a pair of jeans and a black shirt with the text "Eat. Game. Sleep." stamped on.

The painting depicts a photo with the flash on of Dex, an anthro raccoon, in a classic arcade with a variety of cabinets around him. Caught in the act of almost biting a hotdog while looking surprised at the camera, he unintentionally knocks over a tray of french fries over a cabinet's counter. He wears a pair of jeans and a black shirt with the text "Eat. Game. Sleep." stamped on.

Commission for @punypunymouse.bsky.social !

27.02.2026 21:14 — 👍 4961    🔁 1106    💬 24    📌 3
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#anthro #furry #furryart #talespin

27.02.2026 13:47 — 👍 532    🔁 151    💬 13    📌 0
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cm for @oonracc.bsky.social!! :333

26.02.2026 20:52 — 👍 1796    🔁 376    💬 5    📌 1
Image of dook

Image of dook

#hourly #dook https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/dook/photo_238@03-08-2017_22-56-02.jpg

27.02.2026 11:00 — 👍 18    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

my stupid waggy tail and stupid fumbly paws are working on your expensive server and cabling

27.02.2026 05:38 — 👍 83    🔁 9    💬 5    📌 0
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so @a-guy-somewhere.bsky.social was super into some sock stuff I did. SO I figure what the heck, why not share the fun of being a hapless huffy sock brained mess🧦💦

15.12.2025 19:43 — 👍 334    🔁 53    💬 8    📌 0
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Blaidd and Kalé

#ELDENRING

04.02.2026 16:08 — 👍 1336    🔁 372    💬 6    📌 1