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Too busy fighting his legacy to celebrate the death of war criminal Dick Cheney.

It’s the complicit Republican Party enablers in Congress who I’m blaming in full now.

Yeah, but have you TRIED putting turkey bacon bits in your cookies? Cuz that shit’s fire.

No shit. That would have gotten even ME into a theater.

…which I fear will introduce humanity to the horrors of the Fully-Hydrogenated Bomb.

I got my old vcr fixed and I watch tapes all the time and I always rewind it keeps the tape packed so it doesn’t get all warped and shit.u should try it I dont kno y u think itd not kind if I dont rewind lol i was just watching my Van Halen tape of the 1984 tour u bet ur ass i rewind that shit lol

Soybean farmers should dump their beans on Capitol Hill…

Was recently reminded that I muted the word ‘football’ here, and my life is happier because of it.

You get blocked a lot for being chaotic and mentally unstable, don’t you? Anyway…Blocking you now.

Californian, here: I voted ‘yes’ on prop 50, and my vote has been counted.

If you’re a California voter: It’s your turn now.

Boy: Another market day like today, and we’ll get our 25th Amendment action yet!

The actual news here isn’t the stupidity, but might be his “I hope they’re right about information”: Some 40% of the S&P 500 is AI-related, and needs only the tiniest nudge to come toppling down. I think he’s “talking in his sleep” again, letting us in on private convos he’s having bearing Bad News.

That’s fine. I’ll be at my local, anyway. GOP can go eat ALL the bags of dicks.

That’s why nobody subscribes to that shit rag anymore.

Tell you what: Even if this proves true, I don’t know WTF these Republicans are on, thinking they’ll just walk away without severe repercussions for the rest of their miserable lives?

Reposting this to encourage more like it from @apnews.com and other news outlets.

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Don’t you fucking DARE impugn my Jewish grandparents. They suffered more violence and indignity than you can ever know. You fucking worthless pile of racist shit.

It is unfathomable, the depths of humiliation these assclowns have laid on our nation.

We had one kid+3 cats at one point, and it was all just fine.

I was back at 26 Federal Plaza today, where an ICE agent violently threw this bereft woman to the ground in front of her kids. She had not touched him. She did not pose any threat. She had to be taken to the hospital. (🎥: Elias Eliahu)

America is a chicken omelette.

Why not give it ALL to Argentina instead? Stupid fucking asshole dipshit bullshit ‘President’.

What a fucking loser.

I’d put it as: If you want to influence the actual public, then don’t spend your time on a platform that’s primarily bots.

That extra-pungent river springing out his backside all over your wall? That’s the LOVE right there.

In other Golden Age news, LG has suspended all company travel to the US, and is recalling its workers already here.

Are our VERY LOUD AND PROUD, 2A’er Defenders Of American Liberty on their way to Chicago right now? This is their big moment, after all. No? They’re not? Don’t tell me they were just full of shit all this time!

There’s very little wrong with America which decimating the Republican Party won’t fix.

So, you’re talking about all of the farmers, are you? I mean: I don’t know the numbers, but it seems pretty dark and prejudicial to assume each and every soybean farmer in America is MAGA.