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Ted Cruz is a piece of shit with no honor. We know that already.

Fuck off with your defeatism.

Yeah, well: Our government CAN do it. SHOULD do it! By simply calling for an Alternative Minimum Tax for anyone earning over…Hell, call it $10M a year, even, and it would still work!

Watching it now with your reminder, and even though I’ve seen it a billion times, I’m howling. Is it possible that this movie has the first usage of the phrase “Back the fuck up!”?

Do us all a favor (including my 6-year-old son) and keep the doomerism to a minimum? We’re certainly not gonna overcome this with hand-wringing and naysaying.

Well then, here’s hoping she gets all the costly and personally-disruptive security she should get for herself.

The jury told judge Jeanine the proper place to shelve that sub, after all. God Bless America.

He’s a fucking mass murderer. It’s not funny.

Well then, MF’er can just FIX IT, right?! Get to it, Daffy.

Too busy fighting his legacy to celebrate the death of war criminal Dick Cheney.

It’s the complicit Republican Party enablers in Congress who I’m blaming in full now.

Yeah, but have you TRIED putting turkey bacon bits in your cookies? Cuz that shit’s fire.

No shit. That would have gotten even ME into a theater.

…which I fear will introduce humanity to the horrors of the Fully-Hydrogenated Bomb.

I got my old vcr fixed and I watch tapes all the time and I always rewind it keeps the tape packed so it doesn’t get all warped and shit.u should try it I dont kno y u think itd not kind if I dont rewind lol i was just watching my Van Halen tape of the 1984 tour u bet ur ass i rewind that shit lol

Soybean farmers should dump their beans on Capitol Hill…

Was recently reminded that I muted the word ‘football’ here, and my life is happier because of it.

You get blocked a lot for being chaotic and mentally unstable, don’t you? Anyway…Blocking you now.

Californian, here: I voted ‘yes’ on prop 50, and my vote has been counted.

If you’re a California voter: It’s your turn now.

Boy: Another market day like today, and we’ll get our 25th Amendment action yet!

The actual news here isn’t the stupidity, but might be his “I hope they’re right about information”: Some 40% of the S&P 500 is AI-related, and needs only the tiniest nudge to come toppling down. I think he’s “talking in his sleep” again, letting us in on private convos he’s having bearing Bad News.

That’s fine. I’ll be at my local, anyway. GOP can go eat ALL the bags of dicks.

That’s why nobody subscribes to that shit rag anymore.

Tell you what: Even if this proves true, I don’t know WTF these Republicans are on, thinking they’ll just walk away without severe repercussions for the rest of their miserable lives?

Reposting this to encourage more like it from @apnews.com and other news outlets.

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Don’t you fucking DARE impugn my Jewish grandparents. They suffered more violence and indignity than you can ever know. You fucking worthless pile of racist shit.

It is unfathomable, the depths of humiliation these assclowns have laid on our nation.

We had one kid+3 cats at one point, and it was all just fine.

I was back at 26 Federal Plaza today, where an ICE agent violently threw this bereft woman to the ground in front of her kids. She had not touched him. She did not pose any threat. She had to be taken to the hospital. (🎥: Elias Eliahu)