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Looking for news and motorcycle stuff. PNW transplant. Slava Ukraini. 🌈

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2(x)ist flannel briefs.

2(x)ist flannel briefs.

OTOH, no harm in getting a jump on next Friday!

10.10.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Whew this piece is so scathing.

10.10.2025 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pacific time zone, there’s an extra 3 hrs before us out here start to get antsy. Pace yourself! πŸ˜πŸ˜ƒπŸ€“πŸ‘

10.10.2025 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

10.10.2025 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 14731    πŸ” 4675    πŸ’¬ 401    πŸ“Œ 1184

we have HEAVY helicopter circulation tonight and all i can think about are these fucking goon shitheads bursting blood vessels about a bunch of people in inflatable animal costumes, fuck these assholes, we are gonna win, they are gonna break upon us, whether in polyester or not

10.10.2025 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 456    πŸ” 60    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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He gets hotter…

10.10.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Fuck you.

10.10.2025 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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FROGS TOGETHER STRONG is fucking incredible

10.10.2025 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1631    πŸ” 383    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 12

Fleabag season 3 writes itself

10.10.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 190    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
Dolly Parton Shares Video Confirming Sister A Shit-Stirring Bitch

Dolly Parton Shares Video Confirming Sister A Shit-Stirring Bitch

Dolly Parton Shares Video Confirming Sister A Shit-Stirring Bitch https://theonion.com/dolly-parton-shares-video-confirming-sister-a-shit-stirring-bitch/

09.10.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3890    πŸ” 563    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 54

ROTFLMAO!!!! 🀣 πŸ˜ΉπŸ˜‚πŸ‘

09.10.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice!

09.10.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Which station, did you say?

09.10.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œHondas seem popular. Let’s make it drive like one!”

09.10.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mogmania!

09.10.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My dad had a fully optioned 5.0. It was a really nice car.

09.10.2025 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A Miata-esque Go For It personality in the summer, and absolutely unstoppable in the winter. On my all time top 5 I’ve ever owned.

09.10.2025 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Suzuki SX4 on a fire road in a snow storm.

Suzuki SX4 on a fire road in a snow storm.

Bought in 2022 with 58k miles.

09.10.2025 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is amazing.

08.10.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 829    πŸ” 243    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 50

My high school was deliberately constructed to match the demographic mix of the city. The result, constant racial tension. When the black and Filipino kids were rioting, I could eat lunch in peace. But if it was Honky Day, I stayed outside and got high with the disabled kids, who had the best weed.

09.10.2025 05:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Emus can Fugg. Shidd. Up. They make kangaroos look like Gandhi. And kangaroos are total assholes.

09.10.2025 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A buddy in high school had a 2gen Spider and he would sputter with indignation when I used it to light joints. Fire up a fattie and stick it in the air vent. I didn’t inhale!

09.10.2025 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Alfa Romeo’s contrarian cigarette lighter

Alfa Romeo’s contrarian cigarette lighter

All manufacturers, you pressed the lighter in to heat up. When it was heated, you pulled it out and lit your cigarette all but one. Wacky Alfa Romeo, you put your cig in the hole and pressed down on the collar. When it popped up, your cig was ready to go.

09.10.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The online car journo mafia had a funny today re the Twilight series - why do wealthy immortal vampires choose Volvo, cars known for their safety? And, no matter how many hot deals the dealer throws at them, what’s up with the moonroofs?

09.10.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nine lives, all filled with maintenance and repairs.

08.10.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Russian propagandist Solovyev:
"Putin gave us back our Motherland."

In reality,under Putin's regime:
◾️Russia started the bloodiest war on the European continent since WWII;
◾️Russia has been kicked out of G8;
◾️Putin is under a search warrant from the ICC for war crimes;

08.10.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1080    πŸ” 290    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 7

UBate2

08.10.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Who of you wrote this?

08.10.2025 08:27 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 4

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