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Feel like its a bad sign about the health of the republic that Pritzker has to talk about TX Dems like they’re the Polish government-in-exile in London

When new, I rented one on Maui. Although extremely place-appropriate, it was delightful and I hated turning it in after my island tour. Along with the Corvair, Audi 5000, Mercedes 1gen A-Klasse, etcetera, another in the long litany shame of car media buzzkilling really good cars.

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The episode of Friends where Rachel combined Trifle and Shepherds Pie because the recipe pages were stuck together.

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YouTube video by billyjoelVEVO Billy Joel - Say Goodbye to Hollywood (Live at Sparks, 1981)

tbf Maudlin Billy would piss off a masochist. Rockin’ Billy, who we see less and less of over time, is a real source of joy. Play this for the kids!

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Apocryphal, But Very Plausible: Bono came for a visit, and he and Billy got absolutely baked and went out for a ride on Long Island backroads on his Vespa scooter/sidecar combo, which broke down. Imagine the reaction of the tow truck driver.

The box where he kept the bear cub carcass in his trunk.

A lime green “BeeTTle” in a parking lot.

A lime green “BeeTTle” in a parking lot.

A lime green “BeeTTle” in a parking lot.

A lime green “BeeTTle” in a parking lot.

The BeeTTle is a local unholy mashup of a New Beetle and a TT. I have no idea whether it’s one, the other, both, or neither. I’ve seen it several times around town.

Pics are mine.

Circuits include:
Grans Hatch
Dayspa-Francorchamps
Z-older

Blissfully
Dating
Special
Man

The former and current Princes of Wales (l to r)

Wills?

the ending of this explainer might surprise you

The ‘Slacker’ Teen Who Was More Than Just a Punch Line As Theo Huxtable, Malcolm-Jamal Warner captured the complexities of struggling to meet expectations.

As Theo Huxtable, Malcolm-Jamal Warner captured the complexities of struggling to meet expectations, @lurabardley.bsky.social writes.

Lamborghini Islero exterior

Lamborghini Islero interior

Countach and Espada check the Outrageous and Vulgar boxes respectively. For sheer drop-dead gorgeous Elegance, nothing tops Islero.

The Dersh: Their signature pierogi, with a drizzle of the spit of the preparer and server.

At the risk of vulgarity, I imagine they feel, in Noel Gallagher’s inimitable turn of phrase, like the spare dick at the wedding.

They’ve done the same thing with at least their upper end bikes. There’s even a little fob compartment on the tank.

The most useless, unproductive jobs on earth are the people who work for BMW installing turn signals. #lifetimebulbwarranty

My Suzuki guy closed up shop and I had to find a new one. Accurate Motorwerks. Huge shop, every bay occupied, mostly with late-model, ex-warranty Benz and Bim. And one Range Rover getting a new motor. I have confidence they’ll do a good job.

There has already been discussion about this. I acknowledged and corrected my mistake.

Timeline cleanse: Insta video of Allen Dershowitz being told by Martha's Vineyard police to stop harassing vendors or be charged with trespassing after three different sellers refused him service. 1/3

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No mention of the Michael Jackson nose.

Trouserfront

Matt Shirvington. Jon Hamm. Burt Reynolds. Not allegedly.

Unless he’s from
Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch, and has taught you how to pronounce it, we don’t want to know. 😁

Russian Railways leadership
*Russia*
Fixed it.

An appropriate license plate for a Packard

With a dry dildo.

It, and the Matra Bagheera, are up in car heaven toasting each other on the best car names ever.

Miata isn’t always the answer. Once in a very great while, it’s Manta.