Woozer

Completely cooked.🔥

What a M oron 1 am. If I’d only googled the years it was in production. And, to what it actually is, sincere apologies for my first guess.

Cardle 3/5
Streak 1🔥
Total Score 552
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GOAT color scheme

Hot girls hit the curb

Oh good lord. #humblebrag 😊

Tonight’s project on the Prius.

The One motorcycle show in Portland has a sidebar of weird cars. Last time I went, some sicko had built a Beetle-based dune buggy (is there any other kind haha) with a rear-mounted 928 engine. It doesn't even bear contemplating what it would be like to drive, but applause for commitment to the bit.

🎶 Come as you were… 🎶

There is a growing canon of Heated Rivalry fanfic. Just 1 web site has over 18k chapters on it. A recurring theme is Shane learning Russian (suspiciously quickly, imho) to better communicate with Ilya. Which becomes a plot point in people figuring out what's up. archiveofourown.org/tags/Heated%...

Hillary Clinton torched the Trump Administration in her opening statement to the House Oversight Committee on (her lack of association with) Jeffrey Epstein:

“Infuriatingly, the Trump Administration gutted the Trafficking in Persons Office at the State Department…

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Good thing I know how to count to 10!

Up to three and working on four? Naps today, perhaps?

That look makes you look like you speak five languages, and don't know how to say No in any of them.

You just need to have four guys (of course, it'll be guys) with the same car in each color, and a body shop. The problem is, you probably all live near each other. One is a conversation piece, two or more is a circus act. Your friends would never, ever not take the total piss out of all of you.

🎶 I met a girl called Nikki, I guess you could say she was… 🎶 #grecotel #freakhotelmorelikeit

Winning Cardle score, on a very esoteric car.

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I'm BACK, bitches.

I currently ride a highly streetified XR650L, which is like the Earth2 version of a Grom. Fun, limited range, fun, gigantic, fun, etc.

Fuck Cardle. 1st pass, it's obvi, a Chevy Bolt, which I've owend before, amirite? NO.

Multiple consecutive guesses and I crash out and fail. IT'S THE CAR I DRIVE EVEERY DAY. fml

Cardle 3/5
Streak 2🔥
Total Score 523
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My motorcycle riding buddy has a chipped FZ10 that is less scary.

Cardle 2/5
Streak 1🔥
Total Score 514
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Handsome dad type with 125cc shifter kart.

Stupid dm with no picture abilities. Look what’s in my garage!

American kid riding his first bike.

Almost as annoying as the cars that never change so it's so hard to guess the year, is hitting the year correct on the first one and then cratering on make and model. Cardle sux.

So much rope, you can probably tie knots!

"We're turning the page."

"That's fine, he's on the next page, too."

They arrested him on his birthday LMAOOOO

1. I was on a freeway once and caught up to a Range Rover proceeding slow. Its dash was awash with solid and blinking red lights. Driver did not look happy. Its still had new car plates.
2. The place Smolzuki goes had an RR on a lift with entire exhaust on the ground. “New exhaust?” “New motor.”

If you haven’t seen them yet, episodes 4/5/6 will have you shouting with joy multiple times.

No spoilers, in one of the fanfics, Ilya, Shane and Hayden are at a late night rest stop ( a tale of hilarity in itself) and Hayden figures it out when Shane brings Ilya up short by speaking to him in Russian, and I was DYING.