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mr. hot dog

@onlineandnice.bsky.social

extremely mad and incredibly dumb chicago da best city in da world baby

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Bass Pro Abortion | Bonfire All hail the great Memphis Pyramid. For a limited time, snag a Bass Pro Abortion shirt to support CHOICES during Abortion Providers Appreciation Day. Proceeds from this...

Screaming at this merch supporting @yourchoicesclinics.bsky.social Limited edition, ends 3/13

06.03.2026 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 263    πŸ” 72    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 11

wow, it's him

06.03.2026 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
05.03.2026 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 561    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 0
butt birth rhino from Ace Ventura auction

butt birth rhino from Ace Ventura auction

who wants to go in on the butt birth rhino from ace ventura when nature calls with me? we can put together a google calendar to share custody

05.03.2026 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 332    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 6

too many of you are arguing with Cryin Ryan Grim when you should be Climbin the Grim Tower with playable characters like Ironclad, The Silent, and Necrobinder. Slay The Spire 2 coming to steam early access later today

05.03.2026 11:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1038    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 2
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it's not really possible to repost this whole exchange but it is really, really depressing to see two chicago people who i do not know and do not interact with @lilybeansdad.bsky.social and @localcelebrity.bsky.social be witness to and part of an incident of a driver striking a cyclist and aftermath

05.03.2026 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was driving south on Clark St with a cyclist in the bike lane next to me and watched as a VW SUV driver in front of me cut off and narrowly sideswiped the cyclist to turn into the Staples parking lot.

The driver then tried to speed away through the parking lot turning onto Greenview north.

05.03.2026 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

probably not the best time assbot

05.03.2026 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey everyone,

I want to take a moment to offer my sincerest apologies for missing the two-year anniversary of one of the greatest Milwaukee stories/headlines of all time. It was irresponsible and completely inappropriate and I have since posted it here.

04.03.2026 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

I haven't said anything about this before, bc in the grand scheme of horrors this only rates as an inconvenience, but since others are experiencing it:

Just three days after CBP arrested me for filming them outside Broadview on 9/27, my TSA Pre & Global Entry were suspendedβ€”and so were my wife's.

04.03.2026 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2412    πŸ” 1184    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 48
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Brandon Sproat just struck Cubs prospect Kevin AlcΓ‘ntara out so hard he threw the bat over the net along the third-base line

04.03.2026 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜You’re killing her!’: Witnesses recount horrific Mission Bay crash where 2-year-old died Bystanders tried to lift an SUV after its driver pinned a mother and child in Mission Bay, say witnesses.

Unpopular opinion but turning right at a red light should not be legal in San Francisco (or anywhere else). Right on red makes horrors like this all too possible. sfstandard.com/2026/03/03/m...

04.03.2026 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 215    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 20

it is! very convenient for me too

04.03.2026 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

let's gooooo

04.03.2026 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

starting to think that these things are bad

04.03.2026 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Here's Bob Costas using the phrase "Two great Dicks"

04.03.2026 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 147    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 8
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What we know so far, 9:30pm:

1. Few final results.
2. In NC, 3 Dems who helped GOP trailing.
3. Crenshaw, Al Green in trouble.
4. Dems close to a leg flip in Arkansas.
5. Cornyn & Talarico narrowly ahead.
6. Close Arkansas supreme court, tho redder counties await.
7. Fort Bend County exec ousted.

04.03.2026 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 971    πŸ” 223    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 13

Letting Fetterman score clean dunks like this is a threat to national security

04.03.2026 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3981    πŸ” 646    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 8
TABLE OF CONTENTS
INTRODUCTION .................................................... ERROR! BOOKMARK NOT DEFINED.
BACKGROUND ...................................................... ERROR! BOOKMARK NOT DEFINED.
I. PRELIMINARY INJUNCTION OF JUNE 3, 2025......... ERROR! BOOKMARK NOT
DEFINED.
II. THREE INMATES ALLEGE RETALIATION FOR PARTICIPATION IN THIS
CASE ............................................................ ERROR! BOOKMARK NOT DEFINED.
III. THE COURT’S ENTRY OF THE NATIONWIDE PROTECTIVE ORDER ..... ERROR!
BOOKMARK NOT DEFINED.
LEGAL STANDARD ............................................... ERROR! BOOKMARK NOT DEFINED.
ARGUMENT ............................................................ ERROR! BOOKMARK NOT DEFINED.
I. THE INMATES’ RETALIATION ALLEGATIONS ARE
UNSUBSTANTIATED. ............................... ERROR! BOOKMARK NOT DEFINED.
A. Former Inmate Dye’s Retaliation Allegations Are Unsubstantiated. ........... Error!
Bookmark not defined.
B. Inmate Meskill’s Retaliation Allegations Are Unsubstantiated. Error! Bookmark
not defined.
C. Inmate Pinson’s Retaliation Allegations Are Unsubstantiated. . Error! Bookmark
not defined.
II. THE PROTECTIVE ORDER IS LEGALLY DEFECTIVE. ..... ERROR! BOOKMARK
NOT DEFINED.
A. The Protective Order Fails to Comply with Rule 65(d) ...... Error! Bookmark not
defined.
B. The Protective Order Fails to Comply with PLRA’s Requirements ............. Error!
Bookmark not defined.
CONCLUSION ......................................................... ERROR! BOOKMARK NOT DEFINED.

TABLE OF CONTENTS INTRODUCTION .................................................... ERROR! BOOKMARK NOT DEFINED. BACKGROUND ...................................................... ERROR! BOOKMARK NOT DEFINED. I. PRELIMINARY INJUNCTION OF JUNE 3, 2025......... ERROR! BOOKMARK NOT DEFINED. II. THREE INMATES ALLEGE RETALIATION FOR PARTICIPATION IN THIS CASE ............................................................ ERROR! BOOKMARK NOT DEFINED. III. THE COURT’S ENTRY OF THE NATIONWIDE PROTECTIVE ORDER ..... ERROR! BOOKMARK NOT DEFINED. LEGAL STANDARD ............................................... ERROR! BOOKMARK NOT DEFINED. ARGUMENT ............................................................ ERROR! BOOKMARK NOT DEFINED. I. THE INMATES’ RETALIATION ALLEGATIONS ARE UNSUBSTANTIATED. ............................... ERROR! BOOKMARK NOT DEFINED. A. Former Inmate Dye’s Retaliation Allegations Are Unsubstantiated. ........... Error! Bookmark not defined. B. Inmate Meskill’s Retaliation Allegations Are Unsubstantiated. Error! Bookmark not defined. C. Inmate Pinson’s Retaliation Allegations Are Unsubstantiated. . Error! Bookmark not defined. II. THE PROTECTIVE ORDER IS LEGALLY DEFECTIVE. ..... ERROR! BOOKMARK NOT DEFINED. A. The Protective Order Fails to Comply with Rule 65(d) ...... Error! Bookmark not defined. B. The Protective Order Fails to Comply with PLRA’s Requirements ............. Error! Bookmark not defined. CONCLUSION ......................................................... ERROR! BOOKMARK NOT DEFINED.

Could someone please reset the "Hours without an embarrassing DOJ filing" clock to 0?

04.03.2026 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2764    πŸ” 464    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 92

the photo choice here i’m crying lmao

03.03.2026 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 288    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 1
@UKRaveComments
I WANT TO DANCE! I WANT TO PLAY MY DRUMS! I WANT TO PLUG MY BASS IN, AND LAY A SLAP RIFF OVER THIS!......BUT MY WIFE IS ON THE SOFA WITH A MIGRAINE!................SHE IS MY WORLD!

@UKRaveComments I WANT TO DANCE! I WANT TO PLAY MY DRUMS! I WANT TO PLUG MY BASS IN, AND LAY A SLAP RIFF OVER THIS!......BUT MY WIFE IS ON THE SOFA WITH A MIGRAINE!................SHE IS MY WORLD!

16.06.2024 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2667    πŸ” 569    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 17
reddit post of shirt that says 
"CALL ME THE VET
[pics of hotdogs]
CAUSE I BE PUTTIN' THESE DOGS DOWN"

reddit post of shirt that says "CALL ME THE VET [pics of hotdogs] CAUSE I BE PUTTIN' THESE DOGS DOWN"

the perfect shirt doesn't exi-

03.03.2026 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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These authors reviewed 73 previous studies examining car touchscreens.

Conclusion: They're awful

"Touchscreens tended to have negative effects on driving performance, visual attention, and secondary task performance compared with voice control and physical controls."

doi.org/10.1016/j.tr...

03.03.2026 12:07 β€” πŸ‘ 257    πŸ” 85    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 22
@len0killer

Grown up sized white baby I'm friends with: The way I be drinking this damn apple juice...ooh chile

Me: You can't be talking like that White Baby.

@len0killer Grown up sized white baby I'm friends with: The way I be drinking this damn apple juice...ooh chile Me: You can't be talking like that White Baby.

03.03.2026 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Manus the anus for men

Manus the anus for men

Please don’t call it that

03.03.2026 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 484    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 71    πŸ“Œ 123
MF SIMPSON
YouTube video by SHPIJUNK MF SIMPSON

please enjoy a video that makes me happy no matter how bad a mood i'm in

www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2mm...

03.03.2026 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uh, how does one mute an image of a guy’s rashed up neck?

02.03.2026 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 668    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 5
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ordinarily $60 for a show is not something i'd pay but that ticket was an insta-buy. not even the whole lineup!

02.03.2026 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0