a genderless burger experience

thinking about dear evangeline's big time sensuality cover in a big ass Lithuania house room.......

post-me1 analysis: i roleplayed as a fast-and-loose renegade who's frustrated with red tape and maybe has some pro-human biases but loves her crew dearly and stops short of full on human supremacy/racism (ok i did kill the rachni queen) and only missed one fairly inconsequential check

also made jan stay up for opening cutscene/character creation in me2 because i was too excited to show her the stupid fucking glowing evil scar system, and also switched my class to vanguard because I mean come on. were there even other classes?

mass effect run continues apace, finished me1 with Wrex alive as well as ashley (decided i would rather deal with space redneck over human shredded wheat), fucked liara but i plan to dump her for garrus as soon as i get the chance. made January stay up way past her bedtime for the sovereign convo

bioware really put their whole pussy into Virmire you forget how boring the entire rest of the game is

they stole an hour from women

please tell me how horrible I'll look with a mullet it only fuels my hunger

what are other songs that are like, very pro-woman but also misogynist such as Girls (Beastie Boys) and Girls (The Dare)

they don't have to be called Girls

realizing it doesn't matter if i ever get a bad haircut because im already a hat girlie

everything is beautiful today

LORD SNOW WAHOO

Regular, ground-based basket weaving

holy shit

does being transamourous (holy fuck that word is comical in non-yank) automatically invalidate somebody from being a grungler

it owns (sucks ass) how you can get a whole row of seats to yourself on the subway during rush hour by simply not being afraid of homeless people who are literally asleep

you know what rules is that i bought a ring sizing kit like. a year and a half ago and have never gotten around to actually measuring myself. I know my right pinky is a 4.5 but that's because i already have a permanent fixture on that finger lol

surprisingly most people are smart enough to not bring that stuff and if they do they tend to be careful. I do sometimes think i should go back to my geo student roots and carry around a little scratch plate to better identify what metals/stones people leave behind

can the people who constantly lose rings at my job start having similar finger sizes to me thanks

I wish i didn't work every weekend

tho honestly should i even care? the only things I really remember where your it actually matters are the wrex check in me1 (which you can bypass with the side quest) and being able to keep everyone loyal in me2 (idc about miranda but if i have to choose between tali and legion i will cry)

does anyone know exactly how much leeway they give u with paragon/renegade in mass effect

can i do a ~mostly renegade run without being pro-genophage and not get locked out of most checks

🫂❤️

To this day I can't hear "better off alone" without ranting about pylons and vespene gas

to be clear it's like. microaggression stuff, off-colour jokes not landing, not like full on hate

there should be achievements for real life so that I feel a sense of accomplishment when a coworker goads me with transphobic nonsense

2 Archdruid's Charm 3 Ba Sing Se 4 Badgermole Cub 4 Earthbender Ascension 4 Escape Tunnel 2 Esper Origins 4 Fabled Passage 1 Fecund Greenshell 13 Forest 4 Icetill Explorer 4 Llanowar Elves 3 Mightform Harmonizer 2 Mossborn Hydra 2 Promising Vein 4 Sapling Nursery 4 Sazh's Chocobo SIDEBOARD: 1 Keen-Eyed Curator 3 Meltstrider's Resolve 2 Mossborn Hydra 2 Origin of Metalbending 1 Pawpatch Formation 1 Sandman, Shifting Scoundrel 1 Soul-Guide Lantern 1 Surrak, Elusive Hunter 3 Torpor Orb

Faerie miscreants together strong :)

Vancouver is cool :)

Today I played good magic :) I came second at RC Vancouver and qualified for the Pro Tour and for Worlds ^^ I am delighted and overjoyed, so so happy for the team and our incredible performance (GO FAERIE MISCREANTS), and I can't wait for what comes next.

As always, @fireshoes.bsky.social :)

no universe where this isn't a 2 drop don't worry about that

The world in which i am dating a magic card got a little bit closer today