Luigi

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

"the tallest building is 10 stories" why the fuck does that matter. obviously the rest is bullshit but how the fuck did he convince himself building size is so important he had to include it

Johann S E @johannshiel.bsky.so... 1m Please pleas please someone get A to do this - it's so funny FS more mr. nice guy @juniorhon... 5h i wish neil armstrong had brutally flubbed the moon landing line. that's one small step for moon. one small step ON moon. for a man. one giant man.. 's leap. one GIANT LEAP for moonkind. moon man. one giant moon for manmind. you can hear buzz rollin around In the lander, Just howling 2 ...

"please someone get AI to do this" is the most pathetic fuckin sentence i have ever read. take a good look at how far the AI revolution has taken us. from "could someone please record this ten second bit and lay it over existing moon landing footage" all the way to "please SOMEONE get AI to do this"

wait THAT'S what ghattic is based on??? i thought it was kuriboh

Genuine take: if ceos were legally mandated to be paid the same as their lowest salary employee then things would be a lot better

Brilliant idea: twitter recap
Featuring such statistics as:
- You said _ slurs this year
- You wasted _ water asking grok questions
- You were blocked by _ users this year

Violent Urges #scene #emo #art

This is the second exodia piece the bot has drawn
What happens when it gets all five

What is the "or being destroyed" meant to handle since it already covers battle and card effect

And it's just fucking crimson dragon

Introducing friends to yugioh

Alarmingly Bad comic about an Elephant in the room

Come on, it’s like the first 2 rules

#comic #comicsky

Konami wait thats the wrong D D

Puppet King Earth warrior, level 7 When your opponent adds a Monster Cards(s) to their hand, except by drawing, you can Special Summon this card form your hand. If you do, destroy it during your next turn's End Phase. 2800/2600

Puppet Queen Earth Warrior Level 6 When your opponent adds a monster(s) from the Main Deck to their hand, except by drawing it (and except during the Damage Step): You can Special Summon this card from your hand. If this card is Normal or Special Summoned: You can Special Summon 1 Level 7 EARTH Warrior monster from your hand or GY, and if you Special Summoned "Puppet King" by this effect, all EARTH Warrior monsters you currently control gain 1000 ATK until the end of the next turn. This is a hard once. 2200/2500

Puppet Rook Earth warrior Level 4 When this card is Normal Summoned: You can change this card to Defense Position, and if you do, send 1 EARTH Warrior monster from your Deck to your GY. Monsters your opponent controls that can attack must attack this card. Once per turn, when this card is targeted for an attack: You can target 1 Level 6 or higher EARTH Warrior monster in your GY: send this card from the field to the GY, and if you do, Special Summon that monster, then change the attack target to it. 1200/1800

Mysterious Puppeteer Earth Warrior Level 4 As long as this card remains face-up on the field, the Life Points of this card's controller increase by 500 points for each additional monster summoned (excluding Special Summon, but including your opponent's monsters). 1000/1500

Pretty sure the intended targets are Puppet King/Queen/Rook but you can also search this guy and get the bonus

youtube suggesting i reply to a comment with "i miss my ffamily"

losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment

Oh my god this one blew up

The only hit to kashtira in the dual triangle is that unicorn is at 1 instead of 2 gg

They didn't even ban ariseheart for this

Screenshot of two units from the game 'once upon a galaxy' The units in question are: Gold Blackbeard with 1452 attack and 1420 health (The relevant stat on him is he activates your other characters' hunt abilities twice when he kills a unit) Gold Hercules with 9.8e10 attack and health (aka, about 10 billion of each) (Whenever gold Hercules kills a unit (hunts) he gains an exponentially increasing value to his damage and health. At this point he is nigh unkillable) Also I had the treasure which doubles hunt abilities so whenever Blackbeard hunted it would trigger Hercules' ability 4 times to massively boost his stats

Once upon a galaxy is a fascinating game

From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Vol. 2: The Great Orphanage Robbery Mickey holding Pegleg Pete and Sylvester Shyster at gun point. Mickey: Gimme that money you stole from the orphans or you'll never leave this box car alive!

tbh it makes sense in retrospect lol

tilthat TIL that due to altitude, your tastebud sensitivity to salts and sweets are reduced 30%. And because 80% of what people think is taste is actually smell, the 12% humidity in a pressurized airplane cabin causes odor receptors not to function, food tastes twice as bland than on the ground. via reddit.com panicpractice *man holding up a test tube meme* "Finally. The deal with airline food."

Halloween Time

happy 10th anniversary to one of my favourite things i've ever made for halloween 🎉⚰️🎉

This is the best card name ever

Had a dream last night where Zohran Mamdani won a super smash bros melee tournament. idk what this means but you should vote for him he plays a mean falco

“People will die if they don’t use the lie generator” no they won’t. That’s not true.

Ive randomly banished people's garnets a nonzero number of times with this guy and they literally always scoop on the spot