Deakin the Owl

Liam Hogan Thought, in the same way Engels reached into the deep past with ‘I made it up’ confidence, holds:

The funniest joke, across all cultures, across time, is a young man trying to impress his mates and/or a group of girls, with an ill advised physical feat and absolutely destroying his nuts

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

I don’t understand how this is even possible. Like there was not $77 billion worth of concept there. A tenth of that amount should have seen it through to completion with an extremely high level of polish.

I’d expect a $77 billion price tag on a crewed lunar mission, not a glorified video chat.

jealous of the cheeses we are

buddy just started working for an ag multinational and the perks have my questioning my life decisions. didn’t even know cheese came in hampers

Latest Dezi Freeman search focused on finding 'body' Victoria Police says a targeted search has focused on locating evidence or the body of fugitive Dezi Freeman, four months after he allegedly fatally shot two police officers in Porepunkah, in north-ea...

Suspected this might eventuate

www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12...

The fuck, dude? Did he take a page from the Mel Gibson playbook?

My hand holding a shortbread cookie in the shape of an airplane. There are red sprinkles in the pattern of the survivorship bias plane.

A plate of the same cookies.

Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread

wait, I *think* thats the veranda?

So many places to take a shit—but the master bedroom is your veranda

I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.

Fuck, he's *really* pissed

Frikkin amazing stuff.

Do reporters ever follow up with questions like:

-Why do doctors keep telling you to get cognitive tests?

-Is identifying a picture of a giraffe challenging for you?

-Can you tell us a difficult question from one of these cognitive tests, or are you unable to remember?

The reason I started paying for Spotify nearly ten years ago was that I kept on getting served ads for an *IVF clinic*

Thankfully I can just skip through the podcast ones, so won't have to shell out for a second time, but fuck me, really?

Time to tell my accts I'm a 57 year old man

Why is my podcast app serving me up so many ads for freaking baby food?

Just what the hell is going on in British politics right now?

That bit at the end? Sensible man

whelp, kudos for not using ChatGPT I guess?

Director Bong for the next TERMINATOR movie, please

I've done a fair share of writing sessions at Agora Café too

So, thinking turkey rendang might be worth a shot

Yeowch

Argh, maybe I should stop with the handwriting recognition. I just attempted to proofread that...

I mean, he seems to be rejecting the papacy (or at least this Pope) and doesn't seem to be following the idea of 'salvation by faith and works through grace'?

I'd dig in further, but I got burnt last time I tried to work out what Thiel believes and why. I don't think he's terribly smart

Strongly suspect doctrine is an afterthought here. The man's actions put me in mind of an Evangelical Calvinist. Suspect he only attracted to Catholicism because that church it's culturally more established and has a far better aesthetic

The crabs are a little on the late side this year?

Finding out about Gaiman *hurt*, but dear god, I was heartened by how fast most of his previous fandom also dropped him.

I miss when Twitter was truly great like the time a guy got upset at someone calling out a cricket team and started explaining how bowling worked and at the end OP was like "thanks for explaining btw I hold the world record for most career outs in cricket history"

my guy really was tweeting tips at Shane Warne on how to spin a cricket ball and we all got to watch, we were blessed and we didnt even know it

Do women’s periods actually sync up with each other? Experts unpack the common myth of menstruating people’s cycles synchronizing when they’re in close proximity for long enough

This has been one of my most hated old wives tales:

www.theguardian.com/wellness/202...