Marisa Kirisame

"Oh yeah that's what I meant, metaphorically. Look, could you not tell anyone about that..."

"But one... Get one... Woah this changes everything."

“Ok, let’s compromise. How about I buy one and I borrow one? That’s a win-win!”

“…I know, it’s… Eh? YOU DO? I mean oh yeah, totally! One tiny thing causes a chain reaction with that other experiment you forgot to get rid of, part of the forest catches fire, Daiyousei begging you to stop Cirno from melting, nobody could predict that!”

“Well, the cat’s out of the bag, so… It happens sometimes…”

(If you don't understand why than grow up.)

(I don't care who you are in the Touhou community. Real estate investors are not welcome on my posts.)

I already explained my stance on the wiki article, and that I'm not interested in talking to you. It's impossible for any explanation to matter within that context.

You're acting confused after literally proclaiming yourself as my enemy.

"Yes, and?" I'm obliged to endorse your antisocial behavior that affects the real world because we share a hobby?

Obviously, nobody wants to talk to a real estate investor.

You're a real estate investor.

I'm familiar with the concept of a wiki.

All I'm sayin' is, that's pretty funny, and the fact that apparently nobody contests it is also pretty funny.

"I said it totally didn't catch on fire, like at all! I didn't have to beg Reimu to create a barrier over a gaping hole in the roof! On my knees! W-what was I, anyway, it's a normal kitchen!"

Then I’ll seduce them. Easy.

“Alright, that’s enough small talk. I have plenty of spell cards right now so hand over your doodads!”

Alright, alright, I'll try to offer an apology to the next bread I see. Good enough?

"One time I saw a kappa dual wielding them. That takes some skill."

"They know a lot about these things."

Ehh well, she didn’t live as a human so… She didn’t exactly have a good understanding of food.

Beer bread? Wow maybe I spoke too soon.

“Have you ever had a disappointed borrower?”

“Women just can’t resist a huge laser. Physically I mean, it pretty much vaporizes them.”

“Heh. Sorry. I might have had a bit too much fun. Well good luck, I hope your bread is very sour, I guess.”

“Hm, I already have trinkets, doodads, and a gizmo at home, but I have been thinking of upgrading. How’s the quality?”

“I see. So in the end bread isn’t good enough to keep the ingredients for…”

“Well I figured I might as well try asking an expert on food in case there’s anything I wouldn’t think of. It’s not because I caught my kitchen on fire while experimenting.”

“Mike… Mike… Ohhh yeah, you’re one of those people I had to explode, right? Well I’m not going to buy any cats, there’s too many things at my house that they could get sick if they ate.”

“Right! That happens to me, too.

Eh, by the way, who are you again?”