𝙶𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝙳𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝕭𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖍

< Still exists

Stretch-

Mmm strawberries. She's happy and content.

//wheeze-

ғᴏʀɢᴇᴛ ᴍʏ ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇs, ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ ʟᴏɴɢ ɢᴏɴᴇ ɴᴏᴡ

ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ sᴘᴇʟʟ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀɴɢᴇʟ's sᴏᴜɴᴅ

ʜᴏᴡ ʟᴏɴɢ ʜᴀs ɪᴛ ʙᴇᴇɴ sɪɴᴄᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀɪɴ?

ɪ ʀᴀɴ ᴛʜᴇ ғɪᴇʟᴅs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀɴɢᴇʀ

sʜᴇᴅ ᴍʏ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴘʟᴇᴅɢᴇ ᴀ ᴡᴀʀ

//I love how my Berith is fandomless but is so far more than willing to beat down the fgo fandom (she'd probably lose)

No, I'm upset that you almost suggested something and I would have ended up liking it.

//Berith will never make friends at this rate

I will contaminate this room with your insides-

This is worse than when someone told me to put cheese in my ramen.

Santos: I would gladly kill all demons

Also Santos: casually talking about food with a demon

You know what sounds great? Sundaeguk. This really nice blood sausage soup.

. . .

Can I have a blood sandwich?

That's deserved pain. She would make fun of him if she was there.

.

Blood sandwich? 👀

Gonna strangle that fu-

This is an adequate exchange.

I would have done it for free but I'm hungry.

I expect payment for killing Merlin. Someone owes me exactly 2 apples, 5 pears, and 1 orange.

//i'm too blind for this

Holds a spear above her head and yodels in victory.

//AUTOCORRECT I SWEAR TO GOD

//you didn't see that. It had a typo

//This is satire. Pure satire.

Supplexes Merlin and drop kicks him into the sun no miss.

//welp

Why does that simple gesture make her chest hurt,

A child offered her an apple today...