It's Just Sam

Holy shit dude that's the new one! How have I not thought of that lmao!!! We did do "Everything is Awful" when she was a newborn!

17.01.2025 14:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This IS a win omg, I aspire to this

17.01.2025 14:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Tonight's lullaby was the MST3K theme. Parenting is easy!

12.01.2025 02:29 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

If I were Claire in Outlander, my husband would be like "what happens at Monmouth, darling?" and I'd be like "idk but I heard Lee shits the bed!!!!"

05.01.2025 04:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

just got the best text of my life from @samksinger.bsky.social

12.12.2024 03:15 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Inside Out, except my OCD/depression is a dragon lurking in the depths that all the characters keep speaking of with a mixture of fear and respect

26.12.2024 13:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mr. VanderMeer is a damn inspiration, frankly

22.11.2024 02:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There's a possum who lives under one of my mom's dirt piles and it comes to the door every day to try to eat the outside cat's food. She hates it, so every time we see it we've taken to screaming "SHITHEAD!!!!" at it and I think that beautiful

22.11.2024 02:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tonight there will be a Blue Supermoon at 9:35 ET

The moon will appear about 8% larger than a normal full moon and 15% brighter than a normal full moon.

The next one won't be until January 2037. Keep any eye out tonight!

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Good golly

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Oh you FLATTER ME

21.11.2024 21:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

a woman is standing in front of a door with the words i 'm here written in red ALT: a woman is standing in front of a door with the words i 'm here written in red

21.11.2024 03:19 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0