Little hero, we are not so different, you and I. Which is why i’m confused. why are you so against me blowing up a continent or two? It would literally be awesome.
25.02.2026 02:32 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Little hero, we are not so different, you and I. which is why you should let me consume the shadow crystal and become an all-powerful goddess of death and destruction. I bet you would do it too, or whatever.
19.02.2026 12:14 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Such meaningless things… I will quietly appreciate them all!
19.02.2026 12:12 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Little hero, I noticed that you did not follow me back yet. which is not a problem, but do it right now or I am reopening the rift. I’ll make Chernobog look like Christmas, little hero.
18.02.2026 10:03 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Answer me this, subjects. Why would the little hero be so defensive about me seeing her in her underclothes? After all, I am the benefactor who supplied them.
16.02.2026 23:48 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Okay, I guess just this once I can do my iconic villain laugh for nothing. WAH HAH HAH. Okay I guess I could do one more for nothing. WAH HAH HAH.
16.02.2026 10:33 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
fútbol
15.02.2026 22:10 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
little hero. which remote does the volume. which grey one.
little hero. i am dying.
15.02.2026 09:50 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Little hero, if circumstances were different, perhaps we would not wish to slay each other. Perhaps we could have even been…. Roomies.
15.02.2026 05:05 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Tell me what you cherish most, little hero. Give me the pleasure of taking it away.
Me!? No— No. Pick something else.
14.02.2026 21:42 — 👍 17 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0
Ah, the day we worship St. Valentine. I will do so by painting a mural with your blood, little hero. No- No- I was just trying to sound scary. Please stop crying. Please. I got you these roses.
14.02.2026 20:41 — 👍 29 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
my biggest fear is that love could solve all things but I do not have enough of it to give.
14.02.2026 09:17 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Such devastation! This was NOT my intention. Lahabrea is now on paid leave until further notice.
13.02.2026 22:30 — 👍 10 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
You could not handle my true form, little hero, on account of the tentacles.
13.02.2026 18:54 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
REJOICE
13.02.2026 18:12 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
stop calling it “villain slop”, little hero. my plans are meticulously crafted, and sometimes I ask my dad for help.
13.02.2026 15:07 — 👍 131 🔁 25 💬 0 📌 0
i'm technically allowed to say the f word but i choose not to.
13.02.2026 05:06 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
my army has grown from 3 to 33 devout followers in just one short day. I hope you are prepared, little hero, for tomorrow there may be even more. like 34 or 35.
13.02.2026 04:42 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
My armies are readied. I march upon the human realm with vengeance in my heart, and steel in my hands. also I picked up your dry cleaning on the way here.
13.02.2026 01:13 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Oh~? You think the council of eternity accepting me into their ranks will have dire consequences for the world and everyone in it? Have you considered that I'm literally nice?
12.02.2026 21:32 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Little hero, we are not so different, you and I. Which is why I think we should get matching tattoos.
12.02.2026 19:40 — 👍 63 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 0
The “little hero” who opposes my machinations at every turn, has failed to slay me despite countless opportunities. Chat, do you think she likes me?
12.02.2026 19:37 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Three "blue sky" followers? Practically a battalion. Prepare yourself, little hero. We will be at your gates before long.
12.02.2026 08:26 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
How does it feel, little hero? How does it feel to have my corrupting aether spread throughout your fragile body? Also remember, the safe word is piña colada.
12.02.2026 05:44 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
I just... wanted to play... on the playground...
12.02.2026 05:31 — 👍 14 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
With the Stone of Agony, I can command the souls of every dragon in all of Terragaia. However, they would be an invasive species outside of their normal habitat, so I prolly won't.
12.02.2026 05:27 — 👍 52 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0
Little hero, if circumstances were only slightly different, we could have been friends. But unfortunately, circumstances are normal, so I'm making meteors come out of the sky to crush you to death.
12.02.2026 05:23 — 👍 128 🔁 39 💬 1 📌 0
Little hero, we are not so different, you and I. For example, we both gave the Lego Movie 5 stars on letterboxd. I suppose in some small way, we are the same.
12.02.2026 05:20 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Remember us. Remember that we once shredded.
12.02.2026 05:16 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Hmm..? Your neighbor's lost cat in the alps? I shall help you find it. But after that I'm killing you for real.
12.02.2026 05:16 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
