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LiveAI demo fails on the first prompt at Meta Connect 2025. #Meta #AI #LiveAI

The people who got mad at GRRM for fucking up names because he had no pronunciation guide said they fucked up names because they had no pronunciation guide.

OK so is @ktempestbradford.com ever going to personally apologise for her part in that disrespectful shitshow of a Hugo ceremony or

You butchered names and laughed about it. You skipped finalists and made people cry on what should have been a career highlight. And you have nothing to say?

I also want to raise that the presenters who laughed and bungled this definitely know what racism and microaggressions are because

They teach workshops about it.

Star Trek Voyager scene. Tuvok in his gold uniform sits in a room with a big window behind him out to space and stars. He's got pointy eyebrows and ears because he is a Vulcan. Closed caption reads, "You're in love with a computer subroutine?"

you say "i asked chatgpt"
i hear "i asked [an improv comedy group]"

an improv group wrote this report
instead of a therapist i use an improv comedy group

inspired by hiking thru wildflowers 🌷🌾🌻🌼✨

#pixelart

I dunno, man, I know exactly which picture was being circulated by women in 2021

A dumbo rat with big sad eyes, captioned, "RATS." Text: Dude, if I don't see my bros in like 2 hours I'm gonna be cowabummed out...

An illustration of a fancy mouse with white patches, captioned "MICE." Text: If I see another man in my house I will slit him open from mouth to anus and wear him like a jacket.

Pet Rats vs Pet Mice

shout out to all the writers and artists who take forever to finish something. I get it, bro. I take a long time too. but your worth as a writer/artist isn't built upon production. so just keep striding it out. keep taking those steps. we each have our own race track. we'll get to the finish line

So weird. I wonder who at X would have both the motivation and the access to circumvent normal protocol and incompetently try to make Grok pretend “white genocide” in South Africa is a thing.

Ernest S. Harbaugh, a Cybertruck owner from Ohio, states that 28 children laughed at his Cybertruck after a minor problem resulted in it being towed on a flatbed.

Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me

Man speaks to killer from beyond the grave in Arizona courtroom through Al video

I’m seeing a lot of outrage about this story but honestly it’s preferable to the old way of doing this which was both disrespectful of the deceased and traumatising for the puppeteer

I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing

It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your mom died.

Diego Luna --> Oscar Isaac --> Pedro Pascal :: Squirtle --> Wartortle --> Blastoise

this is permanently seared into my brain

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#booksky

revising my belief system from "atheism" to "Loki is real and posts about men's fashion on twitter"

Abolish April Fool’s day. Society has moved past the need for April Fool’s day

I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes

You must understand that Steve Harvey's turn at the Family Feud hosting wheel has subtly invented a new form of game-show host playbook: the punished. He is neither benevolent nor cruel to his guests. The point is what the show has done to HIM. He is Sisyphus, and he will never escape.

It’s amazing to find out at this late date how much the rule of law depended on people simply deciding, on a voluntary, daily basis, not to break the law.

A reminder for these times.

Mr. Vance jumped back in. "Have you said 'thank you' once this entire meeting? No."

communication is so key. this is what happens when you're not comfortable sharing your kink with your spouse. you end up blurting it out on camera in the oval office to a head of state you've never even met before

Every day I have to hear about some asshole

Maybe the most illustrative sentence about what’s going on that I’ve read in weeks.

It's real! It's very real! I am not a skilled enough propagandist or satirist to come up with "Red, White, and Blueland" I would NEVER use an Oxford comma for something so absurd

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