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I write LGBT speculative fiction and ask big questions, like “What if the Golden Girls were mercs.” Based in Seattle, I winter in a gaming chair, and summer at the queer nude beach like a tin roof, rusting.

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The contractors, being handed this:

01.12.2025 23:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

JFC

01.12.2025 17:57 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman in a white jacket is dancing with two men in suits in a hallway . Alt: The cast of Seinfeld do a coordinated dance in a stark hallway

The three ghosts pestering me about Christmas:

01.12.2025 16:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Today is World AIDS Day, and I am filled with rage.

And I am filled with grief.

And I am filled with confusion.

And I am filled with emptiness.

01.12.2025 16:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I do not believe in divine forces.

BUT is it not curious that, at any given season of any given year, we have just the right number of Skarsgårds in our lives?

Surely, any more and their magic would dilute.

01.12.2025 16:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Alexander Skarsgard you're gonna kill somebody!
www.mynewplaidpants.com/2025/12/good...

01.12.2025 15:29 — 👍 37    🔁 7    💬 2    📌 3
Art books by Derek Jarman and David Wojnarowicz, flanking a stack of books including Wojnarowicz’s Memories That Snall Like Gasoline; We Both Laughed in Pleasurw: The Selected Diaries of Lou Sullivan; Virology by Joseph Osmundson; Castiglia and Reed’s If Memory Serves; Sycamore’s Between Certain Death and a Possible Future; Schulman’s Let the Record Serve; and Weinberg’s Pier Groups

Art books by Derek Jarman and David Wojnarowicz, flanking a stack of books including Wojnarowicz’s Memories That Snall Like Gasoline; We Both Laughed in Pleasurw: The Selected Diaries of Lou Sullivan; Virology by Joseph Osmundson; Castiglia and Reed’s If Memory Serves; Sycamore’s Between Certain Death and a Possible Future; Schulman’s Let the Record Serve; and Weinberg’s Pier Groups

December 1st is #WorldAIDSDay, so I gathered a handful of nonfiction and art books off my shelves to recommend. Of course there are many, many more this—but for anyone who’s just beginning to learn all the community histories that aren’t taught, I hope this lil’ stack might offer somewhere to start.

01.12.2025 15:28 — 👍 48    🔁 28    💬 3    📌 0
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Here’s Our First Look At Samara Weaving In Action In READY OR NOT 2: HERE I COME Dig out your bloody wedding dresses, because Samara Weaving is back for READY OR NOT 2: HERE I COME, and she's bringing Kathryn Newton with her. Check out some brand new images of the "unhinged" Radio Silence sequel within.

Dig out your bloody wedding dresses, because Samara Weaving is back for READY OR NOT 2: HERE I COME, and she's bringing Kathryn Newton with her. Check out some brand new images of the "unhinged" Radio Silence sequel within.

01.12.2025 15:40 — 👍 57    🔁 12    💬 1    📌 6
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a man in a blue shirt is holding a large log and a shovel Alt: Chris Evans ripping a log in half with his bare hands. An image so sexual, it should probably be flagged on this site, but I doubt it will.

We start the sixth month next week, and he's been remarkable. I'll definitely be continuing on. My body is the strongest it's ever been, and I feel less prone to injury with every week that passes.

By the way, I'm pretty sure my trainer could do this:

01.12.2025 03:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

At the café, and this man and woman at my table are talking, and...wow he is so godamn condescending. I don't know anything about their story, but his tone toward is enough to make me hate him with the fire of a burning star.

01.12.2025 03:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade: Learning from Stoppard
By  Mike Fitzgerald, June  13, 2016

Comparing two drafts of a script can be hugely instructive, revealing point-by-point how a writer went about improving the story. When I stumbled upon an earlier draft of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, I discovered a dazzling, glittering trove of lessons as nourishing as eternal life itself. Well, nearly so.

Last Crusade was written by Jeffrey Boam, from a story by George Lucas and Menno Meyjes. So say the opening credits. Boam’s final draft, dated March 1, 1988 (ten weeks before production) differs drastically from the published script which reflects the released version of the film. Differences come as no shock, but with Last Crusade they aren’t just a few deleted scenes and some line changes. Whole sections of the Boam draft were reimagined, major set pieces were added, and the pacing and tone were markedly transformed. Whoever made these changes possessed a profound grasp of story craft.

Screenshot from https://www.creativescreenwriting.com/indiana-jones-and-the-last-crusade-learning-from-stoppard/

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade: Learning from Stoppard By Mike Fitzgerald, June 13, 2016 Comparing two drafts of a script can be hugely instructive, revealing point-by-point how a writer went about improving the story. When I stumbled upon an earlier draft of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, I discovered a dazzling, glittering trove of lessons as nourishing as eternal life itself. Well, nearly so. Last Crusade was written by Jeffrey Boam, from a story by George Lucas and Menno Meyjes. So say the opening credits. Boam’s final draft, dated March 1, 1988 (ten weeks before production) differs drastically from the published script which reflects the released version of the film. Differences come as no shock, but with Last Crusade they aren’t just a few deleted scenes and some line changes. Whole sections of the Boam draft were reimagined, major set pieces were added, and the pacing and tone were markedly transformed. Whoever made these changes possessed a profound grasp of story craft. Screenshot from https://www.creativescreenwriting.com/indiana-jones-and-the-last-crusade-learning-from-stoppard/

Nine years ago Mike Fitzgerald wrote up an extraordinarily fascinating breakdown of the differences between the Tom Stoppard shooting script and the original Jeffrey Boam draft of Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade.

It's well worth your time: www.creativescreenwriting.com/indiana-jone...

02.07.2025 18:25 — 👍 702    🔁 321    💬 12    📌 43

If it makes you feel better, this appeared in my feed right beneath some beautiful penises.

30.11.2025 16:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
reflection on a pond, boob and poop in the reflection

reflection on a pond, boob and poop in the reflection

boob is just poop upside down, and i made a very complex image to explain my point

24.06.2025 20:33 — 👍 750    🔁 139    💬 36    📌 13
My hand holding a shortbread cookie in the shape of an airplane. There are red sprinkles in the pattern of the survivorship bias plane.

My hand holding a shortbread cookie in the shape of an airplane. There are red sprinkles in the pattern of the survivorship bias plane.

A plate of the same cookies.

A plate of the same cookies.

Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread

29.11.2025 04:50 — 👍 15092    🔁 4071    💬 147    📌 103
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Taiwanese ambassador to Finland performs with his metal band at Taiwan-Finland cultural event! 🤘✊️
That's what I call great ambassador

28.11.2025 19:05 — 👍 3546    🔁 799    💬 105    📌 202
Real photo of pigeon sitting above Sound Transit LED real-time arrival screen dripping with bird shit reading "Service Alert 1 Line trains are arriving every minutes. 2 Line testing in progress, do not board test trains

Real photo of pigeon sitting above Sound Transit LED real-time arrival screen dripping with bird shit reading "Service Alert 1 Line trains are arriving every minutes. 2 Line testing in progress, do not board test trains

Capitol Hill Station Finally Opens Public Bathroom: tinyurl.com/yafp4aej

26.11.2025 01:51 — 👍 106    🔁 10    💬 0    📌 5
me at the coffee shop from Friends with my book HI HONEY I'M HOMO

me at the coffee shop from Friends with my book HI HONEY I'M HOMO

Tapping on the window at your local coffee shop to remind you that if you're looking for a fun book to get someone who likes gays & sitcoms, order HI HONEY I'M HOMO! from Elliott Bay & request a signature and I'll personalize it before they ship it out www.elliottbaybook.com/item/G4pP01y...

28.11.2025 20:00 — 👍 61    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 1

Doing excellent (pending). Bought myself a cute new jacket, and doing everything in my power to not forget it somewhere on the way home.

28.11.2025 22:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Sir Hussey Vivian" is one of the greatest names in history. I don't need to know anything about him. Make a biopic, I want to see the poster, STAT.

28.11.2025 22:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture

28.11.2025 15:23 — 👍 16604    🔁 2947    💬 146    📌 178

“If the judge digs through all that fur and only finds one eye, they are at the wrong end of the dog”
- a real thing the announcer said

27.11.2025 17:41 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

This is quite literally HER land. 🤬

27.11.2025 18:02 — 👍 417    🔁 139    💬 6    📌 2
lauren
@NotABigJerk
For everyone visiting their parents
this week:
LG tvs call it TrueMotion
Roku/TCL calls it Action Smoothing
Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
Sony calls it MotionFlow
Panasonic calls it Intelligent Frame Creation
Amazon Fire TVs call it Motion
Processing
12/25/22

lauren @NotABigJerk For everyone visiting their parents this week: LG tvs call it TrueMotion Roku/TCL calls it Action Smoothing Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus Sony calls it MotionFlow Panasonic calls it Intelligent Frame Creation Amazon Fire TVs call it Motion Processing 12/25/22

01.03.2025 07:32 — 👍 5811    🔁 2021    💬 49    📌 137

Two: with and without the bog spiders.

26.11.2025 22:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman in a green apron is preparing eggs in a brown bowl ALT: a woman in a green apron is preparing eggs in a brown bowl

Also, check out a special day early stream on moms cooking and baking stream tonight at 6!
She's making a pie and something else??
Twitch.tv/goodenoughkitchen

26.11.2025 20:39 — 👍 71    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

Hey pals, I'm trying to connect with some people who have hemiparesis and/or level 1 cerebral palsy.

If that describes you or anyone you know, hit me up, please + thank you.

26.11.2025 16:22 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Just saying, People did this for Betty White a couple of weeks before her 100th birthday and killed her

26.11.2025 04:16 — 👍 31    🔁 2    💬 4    📌 0

I love how this naturally leads to discussion about Fear and Hope being two sides of the same psychological coin. (One always - yes always - carries the other on its back.)

25.11.2025 22:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You, reader, are an absolute muppet (affectionate)

25.11.2025 16:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“We needed a test subject we could only measure on the Richter scale, so we called Your Mom,” said researcher Dr. Sykes. “Getting the right daily dose was harder than we anticipated since Your Mom spans multiple hemispheres.”

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