sans cullotes

Wives?

Jesus. This is less than a mile north of my house.

A flashback to Frog as a child, lost in the woods with his parents. His mother looks worried, and Frog looks scared. From "Shivers" In *Days with Frog and Toad*

“When I was small,” said Frog, “my mother and father and I went out for a picnic. On the way home we lost our way. My mother was worried.

‘We must get home,’ she said. ‘We do not want to meet the old Dark Frog.’

Then just catch, name it, and now you have a pet lol. But for real, a few things of D-Con around the place in random corners etc

Put steel wool in any holes you may have, and then D-Con in out of the way places. They disappeared within about a week. Any pets?

If you listen closely you can hear saying “I’m Cam Skattebo and this is Jackass” before every carry

Thank god. Windows open, and no more AC w insane electric bills. Radiator heat built into rent, and we keep that shit low for my landlord bc he's my guy. I live in sweatpants/shorts, hoodies and socks from now until May, unless I'm out of town. Indoors and out, lol

Why won't anyone just ask him to just read an entire page of basically, anything??

One of the more hilarious things about the grand idiot, is the whole, *I'm totally fucking interested in how you are going to blow me from under the table, whilst I'm pursing my lips, nodding and staring in your general direction.* Then he emits some grunts, scribbles, and rewrites Hamlet

HELL YEAH JAYS!!

photo of Google News search results for Amazon Prime Day (the second this year)

twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross

Oooh it’s the harvest moon!

Don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for Neil Young tonight

that was basically the inverse of a tush push

Oh yeah! I started that a month or two ago, but never finished it

Definitely would, but that's one my gf wants to watch, so I have to wait. Think I might try The Long Walk, which I assume, is not lighter fare

Just watched WEAPONS. Was pacing around my house at the end, and is as good as people have said it was. Definitely up there with the best I've seen this year. However, if anyone has some top tier lighter fare from 2025 that I can watch before MLB, lmk

It's Finally The Good Life For Jim Anchower Hola, amigos. What gives? I know it’s been a long time since I rapped at ya, but there’s been all sorts of craziness going on. Like, first off, there’s the whole situation with the terrorists. That’s ...

It has been a long time since he rapped at us. Just reminded me of one of my favorite Anchower articles. Plus was just talking about Earthworm Jim last weekend.

theonion.com/its-finally-...

Why is this a question?? You're in Italy!

I just saw this in my discover feed, and remembered that I wanted to see the after pic, only to find out there was no after... 🤣🤣 Seriously though, would like to know how it turned out, because it looked like it'd be awesome

Dude!!!! Just texted nine people in the last minute and a half. Two nights here at the United Center next July!!!!

I think they are the best team in college football at the moment.

I mean, they needed to have someone fill in tomorrow!

Brady Quinn is probably stoked for an extra paycheck

Who among us hasn't gotten drunk and tried to break into someone's car, only to be stabbed for doing so?

the ACC broadcast of FSU-Miami is perfect because every few minutes Jimbo Fisher will say “you never know!” like the Seminoles might get 18 points from a scratch off card

No joke, @footiusmaximus.bsky.social @thebigmic33.bsky.social if you guys can acquire this, it is super premium. It's like their smoked chipotle Tabasco. That level. I put it all over my pizza earlier. Then I finished my pizza, and puddling my hand. That good 🤣🤣

Outstanding tonight.

Tabasco brand sriracha

One would think most srirachas would be almost the same, but these guys pulled off the best one I've ever had. Unreal.

Canes on fire!!!

That's a fresh collar!