Lee 👻

forever

Got a hold of some sativa and I swear there's a ballmers peak with it for me and what it does is make me wanna clean

fatherhood ain't for the weak

YouTube video by Levon Was ist dein Lieblingsfach

It lives rent free in my head and now it will in yours too
www.youtube.com/watch?v=39UD...

Englisch ist mein Lieblingsfach, Lieblingsfach, Lieblingsfach.
Was ist dein Lieblingsfach?
Englisch oder was?

Hamburbur

Huevos con mi verga y leche

When you're down to your last edible 😭

Fuck Kay Ivey and the Alabama legislature. Hope y'all have perpetually hot pillows and stub your toes on the coffee table.

Lmaooooooo it's on every damn one. I haven't heard it in a hot minute cause mine is all Chinese and Hispanic food now

Finally had a day off with @smellyshep.bsky.social and that means shopping, chores, and kbbq 🥰

Wooooof 👀

Accurate

Makes you wonder just how small his dick is with all this alpha male posturing

Need taco bell to bring back the volcano taco next 🙏

We want the EPSTEIN files not the EARHART files smh

Woof!

Good boys get the good ice

He made it through fine! Had a bit of a scare as we got him out of the car and he started bleeding but it stopped. Sweet boy is gonna be on light duty and be a big blue flower for a bit. Fingers crossed that the report comes back with good news that they got it all!

I'd have went off

Big mood

Surgery day for Apollo to remove a tumor 😭

So they can charge you more of course

Covid round 2 😣

Me: "fuck politicians"

Also me: "if I had the money I'd run for office"

Eres tú

Fr why do you

wooooof 🥵

Man I had my sunroof explode and then had a blowout and then a punctured tire not even 2 weeks after I get it back from the shop. I needed to replace the whole set anyways but damn 😮‍💨

Got one as an early supporter and it's absolutely 🔥

the wine is flowing