Prof Simon Noble

To all my friends who have joined me on Bluesky: may I wish you all a peaceful and joyous Christmas.

And this is why I love the NHS. Merry Christmas y’all.

@thelancet.bsky.social
Comment out today:

www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...

Social and structural determinants of dying well and the complex systems they exist in

#palliativecare #socialdeterminantsofhealth

Complete lack of humour an innuendo. Not a titter in sight.

Just watched the new “Carry On” film on Netflix. It’s good but Taron Egerton is no Sid James.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I thought there is. It’s been awarded to literary greats such as Rudyard Kipling, George Bernard Shaw and Ernest Hemingway.

Professor Wells deserves an award for the most perfect white teeth.

You might be on to something there.

You might be on to something there.

Back at yer, lovely lady!

So glad to see @salski.bsky.social on Bluesky. She owes me a coffee.

Does anyone know what time “Greg Wallace on a desert island” is scheduled. Need to set my telly to record.

Many many thanks!

Little baby Jesus isn’t even away in a manger yet.

First Easter related confectionery on the shelves.
Seasons greetings y’all.

Clinic day. One for the appraisal folder….

Today I have learned that when accepting an invitation to be Godparent to a friends child, it is not the done thing to sign off “Hail Satan”

Good stance. I’m keeping my powder dry but ready to unleash
“It’s professor fat f*ck to you”
at the drop of a hat.

Quick question @welshgasdoc.bsky.social
Is this the end of people invalidating your medical viewpoint cos you flunked out of medical school?

Does anyone know if Sally Lewis has come over to Bluesky? I miss shocking her with my urban dictionary.

Hector has certainly got more pressies coming to him than anyone else.

It’s nice to be able disagree agreeably.

Try telling that to my boy.

It’s Christmas y’all.

You can tell a lot about a person by how they say:

« I went to Budapest to meet a parmesan eating orangutan from Barcelona »

So I’m guessing Bluesky isn’t immune to bots. It’s either that or I’ve suddenly become chick magnet to 20 year olds in bikinis.

Kinda got a Trump in Russia vibe I guess.

You are a right sort.

My first post.
It’s good to be back.

Never got these sort of knock backs on Twitter.

I was going for the “frikkin’ hilarious” vibe. But I’ll take “pretty witty”.