Nat

I’ll be 90 on my deathbed and still remember banana meatloaf

Any tips on how to cancel out peach undertones? I’m hoping I can change the light bulb warmth/color, anything but repaint lol

We went with the shade “roman plaster” and ended up with a peachy tan 🥴

Painted the wrong off white in my office after sampling 30 different shades. Ya’ll don’t happen to know anyone that studied color theory??

Are you team eyes open or closed while they’re washing your hair at the salon?

Dog surfing with a graduation cap on

Card inside reads, “wishing you a wienerful future”

I picked out what I thought was an appropriate graduation card but I should have read more carefully!!

pls remember to stay hydrated, exhibit self care, look both ways before you cross the street, don't look in the mirror too long bc you'll dissociate, and always fight against fascism!!!!

My toddler is loving the Muffin Man song right now. He has no idea the groundwork this is laying for the first time he watches Shrek

a drag queen says " i was gagged " in a black and white outfit ALT: a drag queen says " i was gagged " in a black and white outfit

Gooped, in fact!!

When they say “don’t worry we’ll only miss the previews” but the previews are your favorite part 😩

spongebob squarepants is smiling and holding a shovel in his hand ALT: spongebob squarepants is smiling and holding a shovel in his hand

My husband meeting the switch delivery guy at the door (he was an hour late to work)

And so on and so on and scooby dooby doobeeee

The original brat

a man and a boy are posing for a picture together . the boy is wearing a pumpkin headband . ALT: a man and a boy are posing for a picture together . the boy is wearing a pumpkin headband .

Can I get 5 big booms for voluntarily solo parenting this long weekend?

Listening to the Tropico soundtrack omw to get a fat margarita 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Before I had context from the vod, I thought you were arguing with chat about the direction of the pointer (plausible)

Giant frog head in a Gushers commercial

Forg Toadsong spotted in a 1997 Gushers commercial, his early acting days

a woman in a red dress holds a microphone and says you get one and you get one we all get one ALT: a woman in a red dress holds a microphone and says you get one and you get one we all get one

That’s amazing!!! So happy for you and your students 👏

a barbie doll wearing glasses and red lips is holding her hand to her ear . ALT: a barbie doll wearing glasses and red lips is holding her hand to her ear .

happy frey’s day chat, who’s trying to meet up for a thing??

Forced into a Fleabag rewatch because I saw a devastating party 4 u edit

a man in a blue shirt is driving a subaru with netflix written on the steering wheel ALT: a man in a blue shirt is driving a subaru with netflix written on the steering wheel

Listening to Perfect Day by Hoku while unknowingly taking the wrong exit off the interstate

These will now be dubbed “bug jams” in his honor 🫡

Baby in a bug print outfit

We’ll be pulling up to the function rocking this print all spring 🐞🐛🐜🐝

I go through HELL having motion sickness and living in a town with 1,000 roundabouts

a woman in a yellow dress and white gloves is standing in front of two other women . ALT: a woman in a yellow dress and white gloves is standing in front of two other women .

Accidentally wore my standing jeans on a mostly sitting kind of day

Bomberman Hero

They’ll say I’m nuts if I talk about
The existence of ~you~

Has anyone else eaten ribs at their desk while working or am I having a unique experience for once?

A sinus rinse a day keeps the allergies at bay (hopeful)

Been working 65 hrs a week and trying to survive parenthood in my spare time. Just know I’m still here admiring ya’ll from a distance 🫶

My hairstylist told me she had to stop watching Severance because it reminded her of The Office. I’m gonna need 3 business days for that insult to really sink in