harmor

Genuinely delighted to download a PhD thesis from a university repository where the author has neglected to remove the words "BITCH THIS IS YOUR THESIS" from the filename.

oh, the slop is about to go STUPID insane

man, i love laurie

FORGOT MONTREAL IS FULL OF PORN

YouTube video by Julian P-Harri 120 Subgenres of EDM (w/ examples)

thinking about when me and the gang put on this video in the background and when it got to the "future bounce" section, there was a sudden consensus that it sounds like the kind of stuff that i write. like that's not what i was going for AT ALL

youtu.be/oTUDKu3BL7c?...

this is in my county, let’s go

Don't come across as many geodes in my daily life as I'd like

none of us have enough time for one another

but. but the serotonin syndrome :(

𝓲 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓵𝓲𝓶𝓲𝓽𝓮𝓭

coming to you live from the bluesky api, motherfuckers

random thought: @vicmsong.bsky.social is such an awesome journalist and personality. @theverge.com is so lucky to have her

Tofu is in her hole

i had to basically call three full days a loss with mine. how you’re going to work at all is beyond me

“bristolian” is an evil word

*Lil Jon Voice* States' Rights to What

constantly caught in a cycle of:
- getting excited about getting out of the country
- stumbling upon a tempting reason to stay
- seeing eleven dystopian headlines
- repeat

gucci maine

my system of telling literally everyone i have all day availability, no matter what day or time of day they're asking about, without ever looking at a calendar or even trying to remember what i'm doing, literally ever, works great. i've never had any problems with it. life finds a way.

fuck dude i feel so functional these days. it’s weird

i need theranos merch more than i need air or water

thinking about the time when i vomited blood twice. never did anything about it and it just went away. the end

man, what i wouldn’t give to wake up tomorrow with a 56k modem and be forced to socialize online through ICQ and by playing MUDs.

oh GOD, this is worse than POS

they’re making MLK deepfakes on the openAI tiktok clone, in case you were wondering

ᵒᶠ ᶜᵒᵘʳˢᵉ ⁱ ᵐᵉᵉᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵉʳᶠᵉᶜᵗ ᵍʳᵃᵈ ˢᶜʰᵒᵒˡ ᵃᵈᵛⁱˢᵒʳ ʷʰⁱˡᵉ ⁱ’ᵐ ᵖʳᵉᵖᵃʳⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ˡᵉᵃᵛᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵒᵘⁿᵗʳʸ. ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵗᵉˣᵗ ᵐᵃʸ ᵇᵉ ˢⁱˡˡʸ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗⁱⁿʸ ᵇᵘᵗ ⁱ ᵃᵐ ˢᶜʳᵉᵃᵐⁱⁿᵍ ⁱⁿᵗᵉʳⁿᵃˡˡʸ

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well, this is a new and terrifying wikipedia article alert

lovecraft: waaa the universe is scary
me (very intelligent): big squidward