Oscar, the Moderately Displeased, M.A., Law Enforcement

I'm honestly surprised any international players showed up this season.

Reminds me of when I got called into the supervisor's office for wearing a political shirt to work.

It was my Dolly/ Reba '24 shirt.

The supervisor laughed and sent me on my way.

shut the fuck up already

"they're walking around with no legs, no arms"

uh, no they're not.

the tangerine sounds sick, I hope it's serious

He's got cool hair now tho

The wood sign I have on one of my cube walls at work fell on my plant friend and broke it 😭

yes

Two people at work are looking at pictures and are talking about if people actually dressed like that in the 80s.

They were both born in the 90s 😭

My supervisor and "coworker" aren't here today so I don't want to do anything either.

I need to figure out how I want to mute mostly political accounts/ which words.
I need to turn it off for a while.

I looked so cute yesterday and had to cover it up with two other shirts because it dropped 20 degrees.

Mets lead 10-4.
Announcer: "Mets lead by 4"

I guess it's Spring Training for math, too.

“Regime change” was born in Iran in 1953, but the illusion that it’s cost-free died long ago.

These interventions bring unpredictable, painful consequences.

@mattbaidc.bsky.social on the price of America’s newest war: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

$40 for some flip flops just because you added arch support to them is a JOKE.

Ok, little man, put a uniform on and participate

My niece used to get out of bed at night and get in the crate with their dog and sleep with him.
Her mom would go to get her up, and there she was, sleeping next to the dog

This made me think of that.

I GOT A STICK!!!!

And a GSP, pointing lol

Polar Plunge Pups!

I just slept for two hours. it's fine lol

please look at this gorgeous doggo who did the polar plunge this morning

"be there at 730"

There are literally three people here.

stopppppp (but don't) 😍

also, this stuff is amazing. they have one for air, too www.amazon.com/Clorox-Aller...

Just kidding. It was robitussin severe cough.

have you tried zyzal? it works better for me than all the others (except benadryl).

related(ish), I had an allergy cough that wouldn't go away, and mucinex cleared it up.

motherfuckers

He's usually better than this. I don't get it

Your son is in my thoughts.

Having two brothers who could go at any time, his nonchalantness (is that a word?) pisses me off.