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Oh no! You have become
GarLex 👀

three cats are laying on a couch and one of them is looking at the camera ALT: three cats are laying on a couch and one of them is looking at the camera

I guess I bully you both enough and pun-ish y'all too that I deserve it xD

I love you too 🩵

@meadbreath.bsky.social is a very good partner because he always washes the dishes and happily watches TikToks with me, even right before work 🩵

You may fascinate a friend by giving them a piece of cheese.

If you're lucky, they will make delicious goat cheesecake like @tora-oni.bsky.social did 🩵

Cheese cube flavors:
Tennessee Whiskey
Sweet Champagne
Pepperoni Cheddar
Wasabi Horseradish
Tuscan Herb Fontina
Brunost
TomaRashi
Carolina Reaper

Having long hair is fun and all

Until you pull a soggy, smelly Cousin Itt from the drain 🤢

It's a hard world for an actor like this guy.

. @lateralthefloof.bsky.social "Aw, baby! You gonna commit insurance fraud? Get that bag!"

Right before Banana COLLAPSES

Just because some older folks can manage it doesn't mean I'll be able to. My folks are both in their seventies now and only one can still ride thrill rides comfortably.

I want to do all the things while I /know/ I still can Dx

A selection of out of town pictures.

I've gotten to ride so many roller coasters in the last month and I've got two more parks to go to within the next month 😤

It feels like it's getting more and more important to travel and ride rides while my body is still healthy enough to handle it.

Some books cover the process, like that they can swallow the food but it doesn't go anywhere/isn't digestible and they have to puke it back up later.

Apparently, vampire bats can't eat food at all either, and their body processes blood incredibly fast.

I haven't been posting much because I've been out of town.

Here are some Bananas.

Collage of critter advertising commissions

On that note, I am out of work, no more commissions left. What do??? No idea! Better give me some work. XD

So, if you want to commission me, take a look at this form:
forms.gle/7ciyHUYRQjdR...

Links to my prices and TOS are in the form.

Even if you can't afford it, you can help by sharing! :D

That's not A /&/ W, it's just AWwwww 😻

We are all this guy

The expression you used is very accurate for the ouchies x3

I was not expecting to see a bathroom I've also visited recently to be posted xD

I wish I was local to attend events 😫

Dunkaroos and Capri Sun have definitely suffered from recipe changes 😭

And you're right, sugar definitely hits different as an adult.

This is SO COOL

Final Fantasy custom logo for my best friend's bridal party. Left to right. Yoichi Bow Zeta - Final Fantasy XIV (bride) Blood Legion Greatsword - Guild Wars 2 (me) Vortex Vanquisher - Genshin Impact Oathkeeper - Kingdom Hearts

Guys. I cannot express how happy I am with this piece.
My best friend and sister from collage is getting married in Nov with a Final Fantasy themed wedding.

We. the Bridal party are her soldiers, her guardians, her queensglaive.

Each weapons representing a game that defines us and our roles.

♥️

Yeah, beef prices have gotten WILD. I used to get ground beef on sale for $3-3.50/lb. Now I'm lucky to find it under $6/lb on sale 😵‍💫

I'm still not much of a drinker but Crafted sure makes a lot of great meads. The presentation of flights in bee boxes with numbers by the glasses is a nice touch. I wish we were closer to the brewery just to hang out more.

everything will prob be okay but i gotta freak out first

two stuffed animals are hugging each other in a room . ALT: two stuffed animals are hugging each other in a room .

Take care of yourself and your mum. The waves of grief suck.

And thanks to the best wife @tora-oni.bsky.social , I had this FEMINISM shirt to wear to the hospital x3

I considered being on birth control until menopause, but I can't really take the chance anymore. Politically things are way too dangerous for AFABs in red states who don't want to be pregnant.

Finally!

It took this long to...
1. Find a doctor I liked that was willing and capable of performing the surgery (biggest hurdle)
2. Have insurance
-a. Not under my parents
-b. After Obamacare
-c. That would cover it fully (non-insured price? $28k)

(Art by the fantastic @daikidai.bsky.social )

I'm glad you and the family could be with him at the end, and I'm sorry for your loss.

I wonder if I post too much text nonsense so here are some things from Gen Con.

I am not a fellow forklift driver, but they do the same shit at my plant. One of my favorite drivers used to have to come in at least an hour early to find her forklift AND have enough time to charge it.

And don't even get me started on parts cart drivers 😵‍💫

You're definitely right about people not caring. It seems like humanity has lost a lot of empathy in the last decade :/