Drew (Thunderpuss 12” Extended Club Mix)

Dear straight people- I’ll always be appreciative and grateful for gifts, of course it’s the thought that counts.

That said, I promise we ALL have enough Yeti tumblers. Please stop gifting these to everyone!!

Not that I’m the cancel police but maybe we don’t need to hear Kanye at the gay bar

Thanks for the response- do you mean in the Ventra app? I’m fine with paying $10 but I’m not seeing anything about upgrading to signature card

I want one, but I can’t find a way to order one without creating a new account. How can I buy one of these with an existing Ventra account?

I’m not mentally prepared for another round of Wicked movie promotion, didn’t we just do this? 😩

Surely I’m not the first person to suggest that Margaret Qualley should be cast in a Kylie Minogue biopic?

Putting the 10 minute version of All Too Well on TouchTunes at the bar is an act of gay terrorism

Last night I dreamt I met Enya and told her that Book Of Days was my first-ever favorite song as a toddler and it made her cry lol

Imagine being given the gift of homosexuality and wasting it on heteronormativity.

As someone who rarely watches TV or keeps up with the big shows, it’s a bit disheartening that after I busted my ass catching up on Severance now everyone just wants to talk about White Lotus 😩

You can’t convince me these aren’t the same person

🗣️ STOP WEARING FRAGRANCES TO THE GYM

Deodorant is plenty!

Went to an endocrinologist for my testosterone levels, and this guy immediately saw cabotegravir on my medication list and said “oh well this is probably all because of your HIV.”

I do not have HIV.

Get with the program or get out of the profession.

Who is out here telling SZA, Halsey, Shawn Mendes, and Tate McRae to sing like that? 🥴

It’s maddening how many doctors in 2025 don’t know what PrEP is

Are boomers aware of how they walk around with their jaw hanging completely open with a bewildered/confused look on their faces? It seems to be the default state for most of them

We watched The Wild Robot the other day and it was v cute, but I have a question (and spoiler alert):

At the end when the animals come together and decide to be friends…what do they eat now, if not each other? It makes it seem like they were eating each other out of malice, not basic survival lol

I swear I’ve heard Yellow by Coldplay in at least five different public businesses in the past week. What does this mean

Your novelty red hat with white lettering that says “Make America Gay/Kind/Smart Again” or whatever other word is never worth the joke. Just don’t

Every time the 22 bus approaches the Grace stop and the voice announces it, my mind goes to:

Prince is the greatest guitarist of all time argue with the wall

We’ve all heard enough Bruno Mars

Play the Un-Break My Heart and Stranger In My House remixes. If you only play happy lovey dovey songs everyone will be bored

Idgaf about lyrics or thematic content- if it’s a banger, play it at your wedding

Already got two Saugatuck weekends booked for later this year and I’m so pumped!

Called an Uber and got picked up in a Tesla. Some girl on the sidewalk just glared at us and flipped us off as we drove past, and honestly good for her

Does anyone else ever use Uber Pet? We’ve used it a handful of times to get Lincoln to the vet, boarding, etc., and every time the driver has seemed completely surprised that we intended to bring a dog into their car

Trying to figure out how to make her slutty for a Halloween costume

Doing a long-overdue deep dive into Björk’s discography, and while I’m still getting used to some of the vocals, I’m really digging it- especially Debut.

That said, “It’s Oh So Quiet” has been one of the most unpleasant auditory experiences in recent memory. I guess it’s an acquired taste 🥴

You can tell Charli XCX really broke out to the mainstream by how often her name gets misspelled now.

She’s officially joined the ranks of Brittany Spears, Rhianna, Lady Ga Ga, and Nikki Menage