Dear straight people- Iโll always be appreciative and grateful for gifts, of course itโs the thought that counts.
That said, I promise we ALL have enough Yeti tumblers. Please stop gifting these to everyone!!
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Dear straight people- Iโll always be appreciative and grateful for gifts, of course itโs the thought that counts.
That said, I promise we ALL have enough Yeti tumblers. Please stop gifting these to everyone!!
Not that Iโm the cancel police but maybe we donโt need to hear Kanye at the gay bar
08.06.2025 07:37 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Thanks for the response- do you mean in the Ventra app? Iโm fine with paying $10 but Iโm not seeing anything about upgrading to signature card
04.06.2025 21:37 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I want one, but I canโt find a way to order one without creating a new account. How can I buy one of these with an existing Ventra account?
04.06.2025 15:32 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Iโm not mentally prepared for another round of Wicked movie promotion, didnโt we just do this? ๐ฉ
04.06.2025 15:32 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Surely Iโm not the first person to suggest that Margaret Qualley should be cast in a Kylie Minogue biopic?
08.05.2025 00:20 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Putting the 10 minute version of All Too Well on TouchTunes at the bar is an act of gay terrorism
04.05.2025 06:47 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Last night I dreamt I met Enya and told her that Book Of Days was my first-ever favorite song as a toddler and it made her cry lol
11.04.2025 18:18 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Imagine being given the gift of homosexuality and wasting it on heteronormativity.
10.04.2025 15:24 โ ๐ 112 ๐ 15 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 4As someone who rarely watches TV or keeps up with the big shows, itโs a bit disheartening that after I busted my ass catching up on Severance now everyone just wants to talk about White Lotus ๐ฉ
10.04.2025 15:39 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You canโt convince me these arenโt the same person
09.04.2025 19:36 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0๐ฃ๏ธ STOP WEARING FRAGRANCES TO THE GYM
Deodorant is plenty!
Went to an endocrinologist for my testosterone levels, and this guy immediately saw cabotegravir on my medication list and said โoh well this is probably all because of your HIV.โ
I do not have HIV.
Get with the program or get out of the profession.
Who is out here telling SZA, Halsey, Shawn Mendes, and Tate McRae to sing like that? ๐ฅด
01.04.2025 15:25 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Itโs maddening how many doctors in 2025 donโt know what PrEP is
01.04.2025 15:05 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Are boomers aware of how they walk around with their jaw hanging completely open with a bewildered/confused look on their faces? It seems to be the default state for most of them
31.03.2025 17:55 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0We watched The Wild Robot the other day and it was v cute, but I have a question (and spoiler alert):
At the end when the animals come together and decide to be friendsโฆwhat do they eat now, if not each other? It makes it seem like they were eating each other out of malice, not basic survival lol
I swear Iโve heard Yellow by Coldplay in at least five different public businesses in the past week. What does this mean
21.03.2025 16:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Your novelty red hat with white lettering that says โMake America Gay/Kind/Smart Againโ or whatever other word is never worth the joke. Just donโt
02.03.2025 06:42 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Every time the 22 bus approaches the Grace stop and the voice announces it, my mind goes to:
01.03.2025 03:49 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Prince is the greatest guitarist of all time argue with the wall
28.02.2025 08:26 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Weโve all heard enough Bruno Mars
28.02.2025 01:16 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Play the Un-Break My Heart and Stranger In My House remixes. If you only play happy lovey dovey songs everyone will be bored
28.02.2025 01:16 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Idgaf about lyrics or thematic content- if itโs a banger, play it at your wedding
28.02.2025 01:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Already got two Saugatuck weekends booked for later this year and Iโm so pumped!
26.02.2025 22:04 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Called an Uber and got picked up in a Tesla. Some girl on the sidewalk just glared at us and flipped us off as we drove past, and honestly good for her
22.02.2025 22:10 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Does anyone else ever use Uber Pet? Weโve used it a handful of times to get Lincoln to the vet, boarding, etc., and every time the driver has seemed completely surprised that we intended to bring a dog into their car
14.02.2025 23:37 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Trying to figure out how to make her slutty for a Halloween costume
14.02.2025 17:47 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Doing a long-overdue deep dive into Bjรถrkโs discography, and while Iโm still getting used to some of the vocals, Iโm really digging it- especially Debut.
That said, โItโs Oh So Quietโ has been one of the most unpleasant auditory experiences in recent memory. I guess itโs an acquired taste ๐ฅด
You can tell Charli XCX really broke out to the mainstream by how often her name gets misspelled now.
Sheโs officially joined the ranks of Brittany Spears, Rhianna, Lady Ga Ga, and Nikki Menage