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Ooomph

That’s why the job report was so bad.

Iglesias somehow was the secret recipe

Jews really don’t like fascists. That’s our one issue

He fucked himself up. Total loser

Stay tuned as the Pittsburgh Pirates take on the Houston Astros, live from the undersea wreckage of Titanic!

The Mets are scoring 12 runs per game since my recommendation. Working hard! #LGM

Jimmy Eat World at PNC.
He ended it with a LGM and fuck the Phillies #LGM

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You got it

Nice haul Willie!

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#LFGM

Let’s go Skubal!

Senga not inclined to throw a shut down inning

Players have developed much later but he can’t hit lefties at all and doesn’t look close to figuring them out.

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Congrats Pete on 250 glorious Alonso Bombs! #LGM

Gilbert is a platoon outfielder. Let’s not get carried away

Mullen seems unfamiliar with center field

Was this said sarcastically?

Pete Alonso on the Mets' additions: "It's awesome we get two light shows now" (for Helsley and Diaz).

The hitting approach is severely flawed. The players need to start ignoring the analytics and freestyle because it can’t be worse

Agreed. Makeup call

Nick Lintz just missed a major call. Boooooo #LGM

Rodriguez looks like he might kill someone. #LGM

Needless to say, Diaz needs to keep this to one

It’s a pretty common take on McNeil at this point

Dom is dead to me now

This one was the best

Should have tried