Dan Clyne

Possibly but this could present an ethics conundrum when working with whiskey sponsors

Wanted to make the announcement on Oscar day but you can’t keep anything under wraps in this industry anymore. Let’s make it official. My next project: Dokoupil

Oh wow. Chappell has been sending out clues this whole time

Super underrated OC bit is the "news" posts showing a full paragraph preview before prompting you to log in, then when you do the rest of it is like, one additional sentence

Stephen A Smith is in a prolonged public feud with an NBA team’s social media manager

I'm glad they did this publicly. Tickets were pricy but it was still cool to see live

This is what 2 months of Debra Messing off the streets looks like

I saw Bruce with an ex-gf and her mom in Chicago and I swear in the middle of the show he straight up put Chris Duhon on skates and then just calmly sat back down to play Mandolin Rain like nothing happened

X dot com is a cesspool and I can’t think of a single reason to still be on it other than the Burt Reynolds thing. Trust me, outside of still being able to interact with Burt Reynolds, whose sentient consciousness was uploaded to the site in a lightning storm, you won’t miss a single thing. Leave it

Yeah I can clone your dog. What kind was it? Ok yeah just send me some of its shit or fur or something. It’s $50K btw

(goes to the German Shepherd store)

Rich people are unbelievably naive and usually own purebred dogs. I still firmly believe this is a very simple con

They've digitally added Pete Davidson to every episode for some reason

Jim Carrey is the first celebrity in history to have work done on his face

It can be tough when you don’t quite understand a post but you’re personally obligated to reply to every post you see

I think I have to go with Sentimental Value for Best Picture because to my knowledge it’s the only film that touches on the concept of gifting a DVD copy of Irreversible to a child on his birthday

Using a crane rig to pull back and reveal END CHEMTRAILS NOW spelled out in geraniums in my prize-winning garden

You really don't have to drink this much during games

My wife just tried to say the pasta salad she made last weekend was a hit. It’s just me and her living here, she can’t talk about food success like that

Nick, Stav and Adam

I think there are other options besides "heavily focus group tested" and "untested but bad"

I see now Mobley is playing. My first post wasn’t wrong, Cleveland saw it and got embarrassed so they put him in

Cavs did this the last 2 seasons where they load managed Feb/March and got easily bounced from the playoffs both years. I’m sure it will be different this time now that they have legendary playoff performer James Harden

Cavs are red hot heading into a matchup with the #1 Pistons. National game, can gain some ground in the East. So naturally they’re sitting their 3 best players.

But tanking is the biggest problem in the NBA

There. She was simply Jeffrey Epstein’s +1. Let’s move on

At least Josh Safdie seems like a good person

This was me. I walked into the wrong room and honestly didn’t even recognize her. My bad