Dan Clyne

I’ll admit the 90’s lineup doesn’t have anyone even close to Greylan James Rue

Same energy

You won’t be saying that on Inauguration Day 2029

They’ll call me a hater but I think we should arrest LeBron James until we figure out what’s going on with his biggest media gassers

This has happened to me twice and it’s a beautiful experience

All celebrities have died. RIP celebrities (1972-2025)

I also thought this was the 2020’s. I suppose I need to read things

Oh I didn’t see you were questioning it. Looks like we’re at war now!

Yeah maybe not list-worthy. I did like its originality, and I found it genuinely haunting after thinking about it for a few days.

Presence was so good

The White House has announced that Trump is actually in the Bepstein Files. Different set of files that are only about legal things. I think we can all move on.

Not pictured: big hat

Always loved Norm’s Burt Reynolds impression

Look I’ll just get ahead of it. I have a letter in there too but I swear I didn’t know about any of this shit

Ordered a limited edition Chicago hot dog pizza and I showered first so that I’d be clean for it

Looking at the B52’s through the glass as they record Love Shack in my studio.

Locked in on Fred Schneider as he does his parts. He sees me and looks away. This is not a serious man.

First thoughts on the new Deftones song: the title does not use any capital letters. Just small. Right off the bat, this band is declaring they aren’t interested in any rules or norms.

I’ll share further thoughts in the coming months. Stay tuned.

Linda and MechaHitler have fallen in love, and she’s doing this to avoid a conflict of interest. Kind of sweet, actually

I was at the Bezos wedding. Jeff had never heard the song Shout before and it clearly rattled him. He had to sit down for it. He spent the rest of the night asking what that song was called. It’s just one word, pretty easy to remember, but it just wouldn’t stick. Then he just wandered off

My colleague

Larry getting nachos

Just got a text from my good friend Andrew Cuomo containing only 2 letters: HT

And I know exactly what it means. Just turned on the jets in the hot tub and stocked up on clean towels.

We’re gonna drink. We’re gonna laugh. We’re gonna soak.

We’re gonna forget all this.

Give Stephen A a break. He has always remained haunted by the death of his dear friend and collaborator Jeff Buckley in Memphis in 1997. He’s never gotten over it

Hard to say but I know that before social media you’d have to call in to sports radio to air your political grievances

Golf has been missing a guy juggling 3 phones and telling you an NFL backup is switching agents

Worst part is he almost stepped on someone’s bag

Buy your war bonds from me, not from Mike Ricks. Mike is a scumbag and his bonds don’t hold up. My bonds are great and you get them fast. Monkey Mike’s bonds won’t get to you until WW4 lol, don’t waste your $

Don’t @ me with any Dolphins Cry jokes. That’s the aquarium and regardless this is serious

Thinking about seeing Live at the zoo

One’s got to be their lawyer

I know nothing about this band but just learned they’re at Summerfest the day we’re going and I’m becoming a groupie even if sex is involved