Claudius McBumbersnazzle Wordburner Fingertingle 8

One of my roommates used the word “chambunk” the other day instead of broken and now we are all using it and i just think thats awesome

Unlike most wizards, I now have a fully functional debit card!

I ate my debit card!!!

I want to be the creature

When you combine the words money and power you get mower and thats because a quality lawnmower is the peak of both

every day I receive an email (short for electronic mail) from my Bank which says "we HATE your stupid poo-poo face and we are going to KILL you with our Deadly Flails and Javelins"

Whenever I try to think thoughts it's like there's a youtube poop forming in my brain. The poop is funny but what do I do if I need to think

america

Big rack (gender neutral)

the human brain is cooked like burger

ideally I should have 6 wives (gender neutral) and live in a HOLE underground where there is VERY LITTLE SUNLIGHT

Happy "thank giving" or whatever. I've finally obtained ALL TWELVE of the SINISTER CRYSTALS!!!

I'm in BLAST CITY !!!

hard agree

I don't like them either, but I think that's because I've never seen a 3+ hour long video that actually needs to be 3+ hours long. Usually a lot of it is just filler or summary (which isn't inherently bad ig but I personally find it kind of annoying/boring)

Foot long sub sandwiches at an affordable price? HOW about Sublong FOOT sandwiches at an UNAFFORDABLE COST!!

I am running out of 1 quart plastic ziplock bags to store my loose vinegar in...I NEED suggestions NOW! ! !

Listen man, I would take showers if I could! But right now, I need a place to store my excess glue, and that takes priority! If you have a better idea for where to put it, or a different tub you'd like to give me, then let me know, but otherwise quit your complainin! ! !

Sometimes when I am perusing the Dreadful Wastes I happen upon a singular noodle of Becheesed Macaroni...always remember to be yourself, and never give up...

He came to me from the sky, like an angel of god...the nyan cat...

I'm Big Boinkgus

Darn! My Huge Floppy Shoes, which flop about wildly every time I dare take a step, appear to be greatly Hindering my Movements...

I MYSELF am a piece of social commentary. This sick and twisted creature you see before you is a product of the modern era...and it likes to EAT PAPER! ! !

The tambourines which are assembled in a triangular formation inside my Brain Space and which are constantly bouncing sound waves off of each other are now rapidly undergoing mitosis and forming the Ultimate Tambourine Matrix #wow

Great news! Jeff Bezos says that if I give him one of my Useless Fucking Kidneys, he'll give me a Large and Deadly Sword to commit Dastardly crimes with! ! !

After working in the mines for 100 days, I finally have sufficient funds to spend many sleepless nights trekking up the Great Mountain in order to obtain the University Burrito

Local BOY eagerly awaits BED TIME! ! ! and that boy...is ME!

Latest artwork: Jimmy Carter peanut and Joe Biden big naturals

Uktimate Penis Blaster Challenge has been removed from YouTube for Copyright Violations #modsrn society

mmmmmmmmmm.mmmmm nmmmmm drinkin outa the slip n slide...