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PA customer buying a Powerball ticket in 2016

Michelangelo’s Creation, for reference

OTD in 2016, covering the $500M Powerball and making real art 😅

Pokémon TCG Mythical Island

Mew ex

Mew ex

Opened up 33 packs of #MythicalIsland this morning and got 54/68 of the new cards. Not too shabby

#PokemonTCG

MoistCr1tiKaL YouTube video title: Weirdo Freaks Out Over Mayonnaise

@chrizmo.bsky.social ?

A picture of what living más looks like

Only God’s strongest soldiers can conquer his greatest challenges

This was Eagles - Packers back in 2016. Came up in Facebook memories that I was asking if anyone DVR’d this bc someone texted me during the game that they saw me on tv. So I found an 8-year old YT video of the full game and just now found myself

Have you ever been caught chimping on national tv?

I didn’t know if people still go to Voyeur and the Google reviews didn’t disappoint. Apparently if you go here, you’ll get pickpocketed and the bouncers are in on it

Can you show meat on this app? jw

a man in a suit and tie is giving a speech in front of a crowd and says minnesota ALT: a man in a suit and tie is giving a speech in front of a crowd and says minnesota

Sorry but whenever someone mentions Minnesota this is the first thing that pops in my mind

Hello, my loves, it’s me, up to my same old tricks.

yeah you run this shit

Just getting back, you still bluesky famous?

Kat you’ve had this social media hogtied since I got here

6 years ago the sun cooked my brain

Using BlueSky the way god intended

My girlfriend was awakened in the middle of the night by rhythmic movement on my side of the bed. She was disappointed to find that I wasn’t stroking my meat, but instead just had a really itchy b-hole

leafing through the new weapons and perks via @gothfem.me’s d2foundry is carrying me through this workday 🙏🫡

same tbh

Mesothelioma? Never met ‘er

I didn’t want to believe the woke mind virus, but I was covered in asbestos all weekend and let me tell you, it’s NOT GREAT

Just want to say that I spent the last 30 years cringing about telling a “your mom” joke to a kid who told me “dude, my mom’s dead.” I just met his mom, she’s fine.

My girlfriend watching major league baseballer Jazz Chisholm step up to the plate: “…Jizz Jism”

What if for Halloween I wore just my normal clothes with a strap-on dildo underneath and when people ask what I am I’ll tell them “I’m half chubbed”

Cum and beans? Alright I guess ::cracks fingers::

Is there a Destiny presence on here? I thought it was just cum

You’re hired! (I have no actual authority but thought this was nice)

How sweet it is!