cel / lanie ☀️

league champ tierlist based on how they maintain their pubes. enjoy

bonus better shot of the glitter dress + glitter halo eye

I always do a bunch of costumes in October but my fav this year was Daphne :3

its 2am so im going to speak freely. whoever decided to combine pres evoker with resto druid AND demonology warlock deserves their dick sucked from the back

just took a 2 hour nap with my cat and we both woke up confused

paying credit card bills for the month and wow 🧡 being unable to eat solid food saved me a lot of money 🧡

also people ALWAYS pronounce every part of my legal name wrong and they’re like “did I say that right??” and every time I say “I don’t use it so it doesn’t matter don’t worry about it” HAHAH

I’ve legit changed my name so many times that when I have to sign my legal name my brain just short circuits LMAO

whenever I send my bf to the pharmacy for me I’m shocked he remembers how to spell my name because that ish is my deadname 3 times over and most of the time I don’t even remember how to spell it anymore ………

I made some reels about gaining weight because I wanted to be the first one to comment on it (getting ahead of the story or whatever) so I understand why people comment on it but it has been so interesting from an observational standpoint. people just really want you to be ashamed of yourself

anyways I’m gonna go do my nails lol

I love it so much I always wanted this!!!!

people online r so weird about my weight gain & their reaction is almost entirely based on my own. im glad that I gained weight + im happier in a bigger body, but that makes me an insatiable pig with a feeding fetish . if you gain weight you MUST be horrifically ashamed of it !!!

I love my little corner so bad

in other news I had my third colonoscopy this morning and my Crohn’s is in remission :-)

I have been WAITING for an orange glitter sequin Taylor album for literal years. My time has come. You will not deny me my birthright.

You do not need to tell me you hate the new TS album. I don’t care if you hate her, you’re entitled to your opinion even if it’s just a shortcut to feeling morally superior. Don’t yuck my yum to my face. I’m cringe and I’m free and my orange glitter cardigan arrives today.

fuck it we ball

“hey cel how’s IVIG going, is it helping you?” Well,

(the ball is a chemo infusion center full of old people and then me but that part is not important)

multiple nurses made the 4/20 joke and asked me if I smoke AND all 4 of the nurses on staff right now liked my kpdh shirt AND I took a fat nap. I’m feeling like the belle of the ball rn

I took an edible in the parking lot so at least I know I’m in good company

nurse said I have a “cool birthday” and then gave a little chuckle (my birthday is 4/20)

fiancé and I sleeping separately tonight bc I’m sick as a wet dog so we’re texting and airdropping memes #romance

she is so attentive!!

having rheumatologic conditions is so funny bc whenever anything goes wrong my doctors are just like “take 20mg prednisone and turn that shit off” okay king!

my immune system is so messed up that the treatment I got to fix my immune system made me incredibly ill. Loving life

Pls ignore my sweatiness I just had a 10 hour day including an infusion 🙏

I loved my old phone/case combo but I love this one much more

being disabled sucks and all but I do enjoy watching other people pay for street parking while I put up my little blue sign that makes me immune to Mr. Parking Enforcement 🙂