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don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

08.03.2026 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 16970    πŸ” 3375    πŸ’¬ 201    πŸ“Œ 119
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a woman with long hair is making a funny face and says eww nope . ALT: a woman with long hair is making a funny face and says eww nope .
02.03.2026 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Game in the bug.

26.02.2026 08:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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26.02.2026 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6941    πŸ” 1159    πŸ’¬ 168    πŸ“Œ 67
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Credit Where Credit's Due Dept.-
The nickname "Presidementia" is from the JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE! NO KINGS PROTEST SIGN NICKNAME GUIDE. Many thanks to @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social & his writers! Save this chart for the upcoming NO KINGS DAY on March 28 next month. What's YOUR favorite nickname?
#PedoPrez

25.02.2026 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4605    πŸ” 1348    πŸ’¬ 457    πŸ“Œ 109
Rep. Al Green was holding a sign that reads "Black People Aren't Apes" at the State of the Union:

Rep. Al Green was holding a sign that reads "Black People Aren't Apes" at the State of the Union:

Rep. Al Green was holding a sign that reads "Black People Aren't Apes" at the #SOTU:

25.02.2026 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 23518    πŸ” 5005    πŸ’¬ 618    πŸ“Œ 304
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You’ve seen the posters behind me all campaign. Now you can finally get your own!!

Our final Stream-a-thon is this Sunday, March 1 from 4PM to 12AM CT.

Any donation over $50+ during the 8-hour stream, we’ll mail you a campaign poster! :)

24.02.2026 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 842    πŸ” 132    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 5
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Good morning and happy β€˜I’m Not Watching the SOTU’ Day to everyone. How the fuck did we get here?

24.02.2026 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1217    πŸ” 498    πŸ’¬ 191    πŸ“Œ 41

Things to do tomorrow night while not watching the State of the Union address:

- Alphabetize your spice rack
- Teach your dog to filibuster.
- Try explaining crypto to a houseplant.
- Text an ex β€œwe need to talk”
- Watch paint dry.

24.02.2026 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1465    πŸ” 264    πŸ’¬ 217    πŸ“Œ 24

I have the Water Boiling Olympics to attend.

24.02.2026 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This one hits hard.

21.02.2026 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 35623    πŸ” 10537    πŸ’¬ 778    πŸ“Œ 593
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20.02.2026 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

how are so many of these fuckin guys misreading this moment?

20.02.2026 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1729    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 103    πŸ“Œ 1

Nah we seen what this "Bring N' Heal" stuff got us.

20.02.2026 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We are living through dark, disturbing and dangerous times, but do not despair β€” the cavalry is coming! Bruce Springsteen and The E Street Band will be taking the stage this spring from Minneapolis to California to Texas to Washington, D.C. for the Land of Hope And Dreams American Tour.

17.02.2026 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 5538    πŸ” 1678    πŸ’¬ 163    πŸ“Œ 200
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Republicans are still trying to pass the SAVE Actβ€”a bill that would make it harder to vote and disenfranchise millions of Americans. Join @redistrictingaction.org and tell your member of Congress to vote no: act.redistrictingaction.org/a/natl-saveact-cte

11.02.2026 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 15766    πŸ” 7351    πŸ’¬ 449    πŸ“Œ 342

I will not support any funding deal that puts money in the hands of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, and this violent agency. Defund and abolish ICE now.

10.02.2026 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 31688    πŸ” 6002    πŸ’¬ 770    πŸ“Œ 465
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Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."

10.02.2026 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 53367    πŸ” 16907    πŸ’¬ 1154    πŸ“Œ 1342
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Q: There's reporting that federal judges are increasingly frustrated with DHS for defying court orders in cases involving ICE detainees. Should the administration be able to miss deadlines?

MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not gonna comment on a report I haven't seen. That's the first I've heard of it.

10.02.2026 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1787    πŸ” 472    πŸ’¬ 734    πŸ“Œ 292
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10.02.2026 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I love Green Day so much and I’m so very happy they performedβ€˜American Idiot’ because, well…you know… 😁

08.02.2026 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 21874    πŸ” 3645    πŸ’¬ 403    πŸ“Œ 218

Physically I'm ok...mentally....I live in the U.S.

06.02.2026 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Pro Bowl" game.

04.02.2026 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.

31.01.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 25741    πŸ” 5695    πŸ’¬ 818    πŸ“Œ 732

Recall that Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered not long ago by a fake cop who showed up at their door looking like this guy

30.01.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 32623    πŸ” 12309    πŸ’¬ 628    πŸ“Œ 276
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Did you know baby shampoo is mild enough, when used with water, to rinse eyes if they've been sprayed? Like when walking on or around ICE?

We need to be careful and listen to this ophthalmologist about pepper spray.

#ProudBlue
πŸ“Ή: drglaucomflecken/TT (a.k.a. Dr. William Flannary)

29.01.2026 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 556    πŸ” 388    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 21

Oh HELL NO.

28.01.2026 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.

28.01.2026 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 12686    πŸ” 5601    πŸ’¬ 279    πŸ“Œ 444

Certainly appears moms with whistles won the Battle of Minneapolis.

27.01.2026 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 20542    πŸ” 2326    πŸ’¬ 407    πŸ“Œ 97