EVIL SEX DRACULA COUNT MOTORHEAD

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Don't ever apologize again

Free bottom surgery!!!

This is because ive got like 30 wiki pages open at all times bc im stupid

Kinda bad. He relies heavily on books and written reminders
Not a dumb man just a forgetful one.

you should know this is a morrisey hate account btw.

Ngl im licking up that midriff

Briefly turned into a chimp holding a 5 dollar bill banging on their doors to be let in (exageration)

Was upset when a comic i love stopped posting publicly and even MORE upset that I couldnt sub to their patreon to read it UNTIL LIKE AN HOUR AFTER I TOLD THEM THEY OPENED THEIR PATREON BACK UP YESSSSS TAKE MY MONEY

No purchase gives me more euphoria than when I put it in an artists hands

HOW TO LET BSKY KNOW THEIR POLICY CHANGES HARM ARTISTS: A GUIDE FOR MOBILE USERS! 🧵

Sending feedback is SUPER easy, and takes just a few clicks!

1. Open the left tab menu, and click that "feedback" button
2. Put your concern in the box. I'll copy paste a script to use! (CONT.)

Stream result n2. Gon show the other one tomorrow

This is absolutely BRILLIANT

They didn't listen to our feedback, now we need to ESCALATE

Bsky is at 3.4⭐ - let's see how quick we can tank that!

Don't know what to write?

Copy/paste mine or use it as a starting point!

#SaveSpeech #BskyCensorship

PLEASE port more to PC ILL PAY FOR EVERY SINGLE ONE I PROMISE.

What u dint know is that im usually off camera playing papa's pizzaria

Wife has been making youtube shorts of her infodumping about transformers and im so glad she gets to expand her Captive Audience /joke

What CANT I say about him

If he twists himself *just* right he can make out w the tip of his dick for a brief moment.

Prefers bottoming, mostly just outta laziness. Toppings haaaarrrddddddd

Refers to hooking up w younger ppl who desperately crave a dilf that will call them Kiddo a 'Bad Habit He's Got'

Idk

actions that will contribute more to pushing against bluesky's censorship than a blackout:

-submitting a feedback request
-@ing moderation about it
-commenting on mods posts about it
-making and sharing memes (ex: "i consent!" sticker)
-leaving an app store review
-just generally posting about it

starting off w something very tame bc it's not like. particularly pornographic its just. like its my oc's ass

THIS ISNT TRAINING.. THIS IS GAY SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

Pierced titties taste like housekeys and baby im HOME

your wish is my command queen

i need a big biddy milf to hit mt line i b like Ma Ma

Every time I draw him I make his boobs bigger. Real time HRT

Can you fucking dress normally

Straight up reposting the horny oc lore post here so that I can stop getting notifs on main

im finally free from the age restriction jail, wahoo