Jo Bazz

£12 for some tiny fucking socks

this might be what sends me over the edge

I’ve lost a single pilates sock and I have pilates tonight and now I’m going to have to buy the fucking studio socks that will no doubt be a million pounds

gp waiting room truly is sensory hell

3 older people with their phones at full volume, kids running around and I can’t put my headphones on in case I miss being called

I’ve been waiting 30 minutes for my appointment I feel insane (nothing new there 🫶🏻)

starting to feel very insane about being alive, like what do you mean I have “high blood pressure” and scientists have discovered chemicals they can pop in to two little pills that keep me alive?

feels very complicated and impossible tbh

my cat is so funny. x

hey guys, hearing that the only way out is through? anyone else heard this? hoping for other options, thanks. x

had one of the worst weeks I’ve had in ages, was given a task at work that made me react like I was being hunted for sport

several 9pm finishes trying to build a fucking googlesheet, had to cancel social plans and my flat is a tip and my cat keeps sneezing and also i miss him bc I’m always working

never felt more close to blowing up my entire life I s2g

made it to pilates and I got my favourite reformer (far back corner) 🫶🏻

if it gets worse tomorrow I’ll contact my doctor but also, I’m tweeting this because if it is appendicitis I would like attention. x

I’ve had some pressure and pain in my lower right abdomen the past few days, and last time this happened the doctor was worried about appendicitis but it turned out to likely be an ovarian cyst rupturing 🫶🏻

I need the weather in London to change, these short grey wet days are grinding my down in to dust

guys I’m tipsy please remind me I booked Pilates for Friday I already have one strike for late cancelling tyvm. x

thinking about how 6 of the Filton 24 were found not guilty and that the Nordic model bill in scotland didn’t pass and that the ladies ponds remain trans inclusive and feeling glimmers of hope that one day things will be better

lip balm yes 100%

I thankfully now work in a “endless free snack” office, insane and great

a good shout, I will add :)

a lint roller, ofc

I want to make a little kit of stuff to keep at work in my locker (when I finally get a locker)

so far I have:

concealer
meds
nail file
phone charging cable
vitamins

what else would be good?

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I need winter to be over and I need to understand my new job and I need a really good kiss. x

feeling v depressed today my dudes!!!

heating and hot water is back! I’ve come out for a big walk in the rain which is 100% more enjoyable knowing that I’m coming back to a warm home 😌

now I’m going to the gym to shower, I was meant to be going for a Pilates class but I already cancelled it because I was feeling too rough and only after I cancelled it I found out I didn’t have hot water 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

decided everything was going to be great from February 1st

I’ve woken up hungover, with no food in the house and my whole estate has no hot water or central heating 🫶🏻

slowly telling people about my break up and everyone is just like “good” and “about time”

just grey rain for the next 2 weeks, gonna throw myself in the Thames about it

the weather forecast is making me want to kms

for example, I want a new tattoo… but I also want to be able to go to the sauna whenever I want

if no. of sauna in Ldn go up… does no. of tattoo bookings go down?

would like to know the impact of sauna culture on the tattoo industry