Simmer the Necro-chef

One blast of hellfire, coming up!

I think the only way people move here permanently is if Twitter shuts down forever

Which, for how messed up it is, probably isn't gonna happen

Well, I was permanently dead back on Twitter, but they never bothered to kill me off here, too...I guess my death has been decanonized?

//since parodies are migrating here I'm dusting off this account

Oh

Sorry guys I almost immediately ran out of things to do

sausages

//er wait are cell games happening here or on Twitter?

I feel like taking things out of the dumpster and leaving them in random places

Oooh! Pretty! [She goes for the sword.]

Update: All the kids flew away and now the school is suing

Yeah? Well, I'm a platinum-grade, five-star, certified necrochef!

I already am. I got my team and everything.

No DMs, no video edits, and no Musk.

Gonna deliver some fried mosquito cupcakes to the local preschool, brb

DO I!?

Here you go.

WOULD I?!

Hey guys, I was unpacking some copies of my book and found this kid. I think he's from a simulation or something.

"WE'RE BOTH TRAPPED IN A SIMU-"

Anyway, what do you think, should I feed him fried mosquito and see what he does?

My wha

Parodies of Bluesky!

Since the parody titans cannot reach us here, we have free reign! I SHALL MAKE MY OWN SKYGROUNDS!

LOOK AT ME GO!

Well, we're here in Bluesky. Now what?

Yeah. I bring the dead back to life.

Well, you already saw me.

...Uh, hi, who're you

GO TIE SOME MORE BALLOONS TO YOUR HOUSE, GRANDPA!

WHAT'D YOU S-

THE FIRST FIGHT EDIT OF PARODY BLUESKY! I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!

I have made it to Parody Bluesk-