lots of 🧊in Brooklyn and they detained one man any habeas lawyers that can go to federal plaza immediately before he’s sent to the 5th circuit I’m trying to get more info
25.02.2026 01:06 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0lots of 🧊in Brooklyn and they detained one man any habeas lawyers that can go to federal plaza immediately before he’s sent to the 5th circuit I’m trying to get more info
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Me every time I open any app
17.02.2026 15:18 — 👍 25 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Not sure why I’m getting Medicare type ads in German on my YouTube …just joking I know why 😔
12.02.2026 04:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Woke 2 is firing on all cylinders and ahead of schedule, I didn't have "the president has to retract his nakedly racist social media posts" on the calendar until july
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Coming up!
22.01.2026 03:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It will be very quiet. Still.
22.01.2026 02:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No one will believe this convo with my 4.5 year old just took place but it did: I just told Fritz “but in your dreams you can have anything you can sail to an island that’s all candy!” His answer was “my dreams will contain nothing - only concrete” 😔
22.01.2026 00:17 — 👍 30 🔁 4 💬 7 📌 1Might finally get the Zassenhaus bread slicer
16.01.2026 15:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My favorite part of everything is trying to still work and be a mom while my innards are screaming
08.01.2026 15:14 — 👍 25 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Can’t imagine having a kitchen without crackers
19.12.2025 02:32 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Finished with dinner
14.12.2025 22:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i’m sure it reflects well on the sociopolitical climate that the overwhelming response to seeing a bunch of tech leaders on a girder hundreds of feet in the air is “Push Them All Off”
11.12.2025 14:21 — 👍 34 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 1Schools are closing in nyc for several days bc the flu is so rampant right now. Everything great
11.12.2025 14:44 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Okie doke
09.12.2025 03:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They should make a winter that doesn’t dry out your entire body into powdered husk
09.12.2025 01:50 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Forgot to post. The good news is, that’s a good thing
03.12.2025 21:30 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is funny bc yeah. All “AI” can really do now IS some programming
02.12.2025 23:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Shazam didn’t recognize the Russian opera I was listening too I’m devastated
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More like Larry Winters
19.11.2025 01:19 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Me heading into the finance district this morning
05.11.2025 13:08 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The crash out I’m feeling in real time in the city right now (midtown east finance district) is so palpable I need to flee to queens quickly
04.11.2025 22:04 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0At last it’s dried bloody snot season once again 🙏
04.11.2025 18:33 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m a aloof wife
04.11.2025 01:53 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A baby!!!
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Urgent @kateneely.bsky.social
04.11.2025 00:22 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0explained the grocery's unexpected sale on lobster (and our subsequent lobster dinner) by shouting gleefully at my wife "HANNAFUHD'S DISTRIBUTAH FUCKED UP THEYH LOBSTA ORDA" which is what Eliza Doolittle would learn to say if My Fair Lady took place in new hampshire
02.11.2025 23:43 — 👍 36 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0Snacking on kimbap at 10:30pm on a Sunday night before the work week to gain extra powers
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Papa brushing her teeth
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