“Wee Mosette”

The seat of the chair. It’s just covered in regular crap.

The “catch”? She’s proud of that.

All of her clothing is designed to give her the impression of a human form.

Four words too excessive

Anal polyp

He’s a Master Baiter.

Uh…

Yes

Teeny Peeny finally has opponents to run against, both in the primary and the general. A first.

To be fair, so are most household pets.

If he’s the government?

Hell no. Spanish is a Romance language. That’s unacceptable to her. She only speaks “wham bam, thank you ma’am.”

Maybe thatcher did it on its way out.

Or: “it won’t matter how ugly they are because people will think they’re rich.”

Can’t say I’ve seen her at many functions, either.

Do you think they actually spend any time together?

Especially the idiots who posted this.

Nah. He’s a jerk in training.

(Don’t tell Candace, though. She thinks she’s the white Candace Owens)

Projection is their thing.

And THAT was trump’s best friend.

*spilling

She should definitely be honored posthumously for doing so without spoiling a drop of that coffee…

*house seats, yes.

Short circuited

With nylon gym shorts and mismatched tube socks

If the purpose of calling up the National Guard is to defend Illinois against lawlessness, then they should definitely be deployed by Governor Pritzker to stop the kidnappings and assaults being committed by ICE.

He’s not a Jew, he’s just a product of a Jewish family who are terribly ashamed of him.

No one really wants to look at what’s poking out of his asshole.