Shawn Weaver

There is no functional difference between "can't read" and "doesn't read."

Um, yeah?

Blocked and reported.

Oh, this will be great for the tourism industry! (/sarcasm)

There was a time when I had respect for Mohler, but that was some years ago.

Better study.

Baby, if you've ever wondered.....wondered, whatever became of me.

Bookshelves. My answer is always bookshelves.

Ah, yes, the male impulse to tell people, "you're doing it WRONG."

I have always suspected he was the basis for the SNL Chico Escuela character.

First Sunday after a two-week vacation. Good to be back in the saddle, er, pulpit.

Yep, it's the same playbook. Somehow these attempts at "perfect Christian societies" always seem to leave out the "love thy neighbor" part.

Is there such a thing as natural astroturf?

Badly. Better in the OF.

Bruce looks unsure of exactly what to do with that bat, which tracks with his stats.

Da Bipster was amazing in 1992.

They had the whole "ask Sherwin Williams" ad campaign, for crying out loud!

Because in the 1870s they neglected the solution of electing FDR as President.

It's an old story: swing hard, in case you hit the ball.

"seeked"?

Me, for sure.

You are assuming either has trade value.

Decent team. They could steal a pennant or two.

"Introverts enjoying each other's company" is underrated.

An 80 degree dewpoint is torture.

That's a good pitching staff.

Shocked. I am shocked.

Anything that involves money.

Because doors opening into hallways tend to be problematic.